Squirrel in my Bedroom

by OUTLAW 31 Replies latest jw friends

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Good Morning JWD!..As many of you know I live in the wilderness.This morning I woke up to scatching on my window..Odd I thought,what is that?..Just then a Squirrel comes diving through my partially open window..I did what any fearless mountain man would do.I hid my nuts..LOL!!..I tried to catch the little varmint with a fish tank net.That didn`t work,he`s just too fast..So I brought one of the huskeys in the house.Took him about 5 minutes to figure out why he was in my bedroom.Dogs are never allowed in my bedroom.He finaly spots the squirrel grabs it and took it outside..He got a nice treat for that..Whats next?..A deer in the dining room..A bear in the bathroom?...OUTLAW

  • crazyblondeb
    crazyblondeb

    You just made me spew coffee all over my keyboard and monitor. I insist you come and clean up the mess!dishes

    That was too funny!! Who knows what you'll find in bed tonight!! And I can just imagine you clutching your, well....., you know!!

    shelley

  • solo
    solo

    I wonder if I have a squirrel in my bedroom because every morning I wake up to my fella scratching and grabbing his nuts?

  • blondie
    blondie

    Squirrel in your bedroom? Probably looking for nuts.

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    Squirrel in the bedroom

    please go away

    The door is locked

    just you and me.

    Can I take you to a fence outside

    that's got nuts and seeds

    You can relieve yourself

    while you are eating.

    Squirrel in the bedroom

    I just can't catch it

    Every Saturday you see me

    window opening.

    Find a little crack to

    slip in through

    I wake up seeing a reflection

    of your own sweet self, self, self....

    Squirrel in the bedroom

    You're my squirrel in the bedroom

    You're my squirrel in the bedroom

    You're my squirrel in the bedroom...

    Bear in the bathroom

    recompense

    For my all crimes

    of self defense.

    My dog took the squirrel

    out to the fence

    But now the bear

    makes me very tense.

    Bear in the bathroom

    please go away

    The door is locked

    just you and me.

    Can I take you to a restaurant

    that's "all you can eat"

    You can fill yourself up

    with what you're eating.

  • juni
    juni

    Outlaw please tell me that your dog did no harm to the squirrel!!

    Don't you have screens on your windows??

    Next time put on heavy leather gloves cause squirrel bites are bad. Then throw a sheet over it and carry it outside.

    Hopefully he was more afraid of you then you him!

    Juni (used to rehab squirrels, etc.)

  • fullofdoubtnow
    fullofdoubtnow

    Well, at least he didn't get your nuts lol.

  • daystar
    daystar

    Maybe it was Buttlight's "ghost squirrel" just dropping by for a visit. LOL!

    Oh yeah, and glad he didn't get your nuts.

  • xjwms
    xjwms

    Blondie beat me to the nut thing.

    .

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    It's nice to have some wild life coming into the house as long as they don't carry any diseases but with them you never know.

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