by OUTLAW 31 Replies latest jw friends
Juni, I see you skipped past the doggy-snack mention. It's wild up here in parts of Canada. We haven't forgotten where our food comes from. Neither have the dogs.
I imagined the puzzled look on the Husky's face as he's hauled in to forbidden territory.
As an aside, we've been hearing coyotes most nights, probably from the nearby ravine. Coincidentally, there's been a fair number of "Lost Pet" posters popping up on fence posts. Coincidence? Coyote pups have to eat, too.
Whats next?..A deer in the dining room..A bear in the bathroom?.
How about a RAT posting on your thread.
*Ahem*
EEEEEEK, a rat!! Make it go away!
bebu
who prefers squirrels and rats at a distance
And to think of all the $$$ I spend buying peanuts and sunflower seeds to feed the squirrels and other critters in my suburban back yard. Every critter for miles comes here to feast, it's a veritable zoo out here at dusk and after. I haven't been invaded in the house though - that's what caulking and reinforced screens are for - and yes, I do anthropormorphize. It's too late now, poor squirrel, but if it happens again, Outlaw, perhaps you could lay down a trail of peanuts or other goodies from your bedroom to a door to the outside - and hold off the dog? Lay in a supply on your night table, lol!
Gots a squirl in ma bedroom
and he make me sick
Because dat squirl in ma bedroom
hebee mighty QUIK
He run aroun all ma garbage
an he just a blur
I need some help in ma bedroom
so ah call mah CUR!
I say "Kamere lil doggie,
give dat squirl a BITE!"
I say "Kamere lil doggie,
giv dat squirl a FITE!"
I say "Kamere lil doggie,
do the FIDO FETCH!"
I say "Kamere lil doggie,
kill that squirrly WRETCH!"
So mah Fido and da squirl
day start runnin roun
I see mah Fido an da squirl
tearin UP the ground
Anda squirl knockin ovah
alla mah fine shit
So ah sez to mah doggie
"Dis some funky SHIT!"
So I loaded up my 12 guage
and I took a shot
At dah squirl anna doggie
messin UP mah squat
Shot a hole in da wall
and da ceiling too
Now I gots me a skylight
to see the stars through!
Still ma doggie anna squirl
they be flyin fast
Roun and roun in mah bedroom
Till my patiences past
But the squirls inna corner
and the rodents trapped
So mah doggie and me
we both lep at dat
But dah squirl Heebie Quik
an he leap so high
Leapin OVAH ah heads
up into da sky
An Jehovah come down
Lookin all aflame
"Don't be tryin dis crap
wif my squirl again!"
Wow Kong.......
cute poem
purps
Outlaw, you gotta screen what kind of companionship you bring into your bedroom.
S
Whats next?..A deer in the dining room..A bear in the bathroom?...OUTLAW
Bwhahahaaaaaaa! Harkins me back to the days of:
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/45075/1.ashx
The one thing that will make money,is a great idea at the right time..Up here in the Great White North drinking beer outside is difficult,as every thing freezes rather quickly..I have found if you drive a stake into the ground and tie a penguins head to it real low to the ground,his little ass sticks straight in the air and you can shove a beer down his butt.Your beer still stays cold but it won`t freeze..I`m giving each and every one of you the chance to start your own Penguin Ranch for 3 easy payments of $29.95..I`ll send you a male and a female peguin,you breed them,and I`ll buy the babies back from you for $25.00 each..Act now and I will throw in a vegetable steamer...OUTLAW
Must be some thing living in the Great White OUTLAW! No shortness of excitement!
jgnat said:
Juni, I see you skipped past the doggy-snack mention. It's wild up here in parts of Canada. We haven't forgotten where our food comes from. Neither have the dogs
So be it for those who depend on the wildlife for food. It is not healthy for an animal to eat raw wildlife. Parasites, etc. That's why our domesticated pets live longer as they are not eating contaminated flesh.
Outlaw - Why no screens on your windows? You know to keep the bugs out?
Juni
