by AuldSoul 28 Replies latest social humour
On Ian's thread, chiddy inspired me to start this up.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at the city dump? Phil.
What do you call a woman with no arms and one leg standing on a street corner? Eileen.
What do you call a Chinese woman with no arms and one leg standing on a street corner? Irene.
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C'mon, I am SURE you have more. Add 'em here.
LOL @ Legolas!!!
...at the city dump? Phil ("fill")
...on a street corner? Eileen ("I lean" ... one leg, no arms)
...Chinese...on a street corner? Irene ("I rean")
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs at the beach? Sandy
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell ("rustle")
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Matt
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a wall? Art
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Ok...I get it now!...LOL
What do you call a dog with no legs?
You don't call it anything, because it won't come if you call it.
Are leper jokes allowed on this thread???
Q: What do you call a leper in a bath?
A: Stu.
Q: What do you call ten lepers in a hot tub?
A: Porridge.
Q: Did you hear about the leper cowboy?
A: He threw his leg over his horse
Q: Why did they stop the leper hockey game?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
Q: Why did they stop the leper football game?
A: There was a handoff behind the line of scrimmage.
Q: Why did they stop the leper baseball game?
A: The pitcher threw his arm out and the left fielder dropped a ball.
Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?
A: Keep the tip.
So a leper walks into a bar and as he gets his beer, a finger falls off. The bartender who is serving him turns and pukes all over the place. The leper, feeling bad, says, "Was it my finger falling off?" The bartender turns to him and says, "No, it's the guy dipping chips into your back."
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FF, you got my chest hurting. THAT was FUNNY!
Did you hear about the obsessive compulsive man who had a dog with no legs?
He would take his dog out every morning for his daily drag.
Jst2
ROFLMAO!!
"No, it's the guy dipping chips into your back."
I haven't heard that one in so long. It's pretty
