What do you call a...? (corn warning!)

by AuldSoul 28 Replies latest social humour

  • MsMcDucket
    MsMcDucket

    What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?

    Daniel Boone???

  • MsMcDucket
    MsMcDucket

    What do you call a pig with no legs? Ground Hog (change the font to arial)

  • LovesDubs
    LovesDubs

    What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?

    Daniel Boone??? LOLOL!! That was a raccoon honey LOLOL! You youngin

  • XU
    XU

    What do you call an ex-jw that still believes that 'the truth' is the truth? a half-wit

  • tijkmo
    tijkmo

    what do you call a man with a car on his head

    jack

  • littlerockguy
    littlerockguy

    What do you call a prostitute with no legs? A nightcrawler

  • moggy lover
    moggy lover

    Seeing we're coming into the chrissy season and Rudolph visiting us soon, along with his mate, Sandy Claws:

    What would we call Rudolph the red nosed ........., if he could'nt see?

    No idea [No eye deer]

    What do we call the stuff we throw away?

    Junk

    What do we call the junk we keep?

    Stuff

    What do you call a beautiful woman who has eyes in the back of her head?

    Mum [mom - US, Can]

    What do you call a church that is always praying?

    Prayer-conditioned

    What do you call the study of heavenly bodies?

    Anatomy

    boom boom

  • XU
    XU

    What kind of light did they have on the ark? Flood lights!

  • gwyneth
    gwyneth

    I love the funny "Old Chinese Proverbs..." I'll change them a little to fit this format.

    These two are my favorites:

    What do you call a man who runs in front of a car? Tired.

    What do you call a man who runs behind a car? Exhausted.

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