What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?
Daniel Boone???
by AuldSoul 28 Replies latest social humour
What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?
Daniel Boone???
What do you call a pig with no legs? Ground Hog (change the font to arial)
What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?
Daniel Boone??? LOLOL!! That was a raccoon honey LOLOL! You youngin
What do you call an ex-jw that still believes that 'the truth' is the truth? a half-wit
what do you call a man with a car on his head
jack
What do you call a prostitute with no legs? A nightcrawler
Seeing we're coming into the chrissy season and Rudolph visiting us soon, along with his mate, Sandy Claws:
What would we call Rudolph the red nosed ........., if he could'nt see?
No idea [No eye deer]
What do we call the stuff we throw away?
Junk
What do we call the junk we keep?
Stuff
What do you call a beautiful woman who has eyes in the back of her head?
Mum [mom - US, Can]
What do you call a church that is always praying?
Prayer-conditioned
What do you call the study of heavenly bodies?
Anatomy
boom boom
What kind of light did they have on the ark? Flood lights!
I love the funny "Old Chinese Proverbs..." I'll change them a little to fit this format.
These two are my favorites:
What do you call a man who runs in front of a car? Tired.
What do you call a man who runs behind a car? Exhausted.