My Baloney has a first Name

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  • morty
    morty

    Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce

    Special orders don't upset us

    All we ask is that you let us

    Serve it your way.

    Was it Burgar King or Harveys??? just taking a guess....

  • AudeSapere
    AudeSapere

    Two all-beef patties

    Special sauce

    Lettuce

    Cheese

    Pickles

    Onions

    On a sesame seed bun.

    'McDonald's Big Mac'

    Oh! I still remember a song from Sunday School (before my parents started studying with the witnesses) that listed the names of the Bible in order. I can only sing Genesis thru Psalms but have taught it to a few children that I studied with.

    A woman I know taught her kids a song to help them remember how to spell their last name:

    K-V-I-A-T-K-O-V-S-K-Y (It's to the tune of M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E) I thought it was cute.

    -Aude.

  • RunningMan
    RunningMan

    "Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z. Mein bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N."

  • AudeSapere
    AudeSapere

    Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce

    Special orders don't upset us

    All we ask is that you let us

    Serve it your way.

    Was it Burgar King or Harveys??? just taking a guess....

    Good guess, Morty! It was Burger King - back in the mid-70's. -Aude. (wanna-be flower child)

  • AudeSapere
    AudeSapere

    and from the 60's...

    Oh it takes fluff, fluff, fluff

    To make a fluffer-nutter.

    Fluff, fluff, fluff

    And a little PeanutButter...!!

    -Aude. <== LOVED fluffernutter sandwiches and clearly watched waaaay too much TV in the 60's and 70's!! (Those commercial jingles are all streaming back into my consciousness now...!!!)

  • Life Is Grand
    Life Is Grand

    I am stuck on Band Aid,

    Cause Band-Aid's stuck on me!

    I think that was an older one too that hasn't been around in awhile....LIG

  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1

    The Coca Cola Song of my youth... I still hum this song today.

    I'd like to buy the world a home
    And furnish it with love
    Grow apple trees and honey bees
    And snow white turtle doves.

    Chorus:
    I'd like to teach the world to sing
    In perfect harmony
    I'd like to buy the world a Coke
    And keep it company
    That's the real thing.

    (Repeat chorus)
    I'd like to teach the world to sing
    In perfect harmony
    I'd like to buy the world a Coke
    And keep it company
    That's the real thing

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    Ay yi yi yi
    I am the Frito Bandito
    Give me Frito's corn chips, and I'll be your friend
    The Frito Bandito you must not offend!

    Ay yi yi yi
    I am the Frito Bandito
    I love Frito corn chips I love them I do
    I love Frito corn chips I steal them from you!

  • AudeSapere
    AudeSapere

    Jayhawk1 - I remember that song soo well. I remember singing it in grammar school.

    Just did a google search and found this:

    http://www2.coca-cola.com/heritage/cokelore_hilltop.html

    It tells the story behind that song. I NEVER knew this!! The jingle came first. Then the song was re-written and released as a single because so many people were requesting DJs to play the Coke song.

    -Aude.

  • Butters
    Butters

    "I Don't wanna grow up! I'm a toys r' us kid... cuz there's a thousand toys around that I can play with! From sticks and stones and puppy dog tails...." ERRR... I think I forgot the rest of that one....

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