PREACHING TO THE ANIMALS NOW....

by Mary 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mary
    Mary

    OK, someone sent me this and I just about pissed myself laughing. Apparently, there's nothing abnormal about preaching to animals if you need to get those hours in. I'm still struggling whether or not this actually happened, or if it's just a WT legend:

    The article is "Desirable Things," 1/15/2000. page 18, paragraph 17.

    In El Salvador, one man tied his vicious dog in front of the door whenever he saw Jehovah’s Witnesses nearby. The man would wait for the Witnesses to move on, and then he would bring the dog back into the house. The brothers were never able to speak to the man. So one day they decided to try a different approach. Knowing that the man could hear what they were saying, they decided to preach to the dog. They came to the house, greeted the dog, and said how glad they were for the opportunity to speak to it. They talked about the time when there would be a paradise on earth, when no one would be angry—yes, when even the animals would be peaceable. Then they said a polite good-bye to the dog and started down the path. Much to their surprise, the man came out of his house and apologized for never having given the Witnesses the opportunity to speak to him. He accepted the magazines, and a Bible study was started. This man is now our brother—one of the “desirable things”!

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    I mean, this is so frigging far out in left field, I can't imagine anyone without a serious mental disorder, preaching to a dog. What's your take on this? Think it really happened or is just another bonehead story that the Writing Department plucked out of thin air?

    I want to walk with the animals

    Talk to the animals

  • StillGroggy
    StillGroggy

    Pretty sure I was at this WT study, seriously WTF right?

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    I had a mate who's now a mainstream pastor, who once preached to a wombat and a lizard because of the verse that says the Gospel must "be preached to every living creature". And yes, he was only doing it as a pisstake at the time.

  • delilah
    delilah

    Well, geez Mary!!!! They DID have Jehovah's spirit guiding them, you know?!!! If He told them to talk to the animals, then they bloody well better, cause look! The man behind the door, was diamond in the rough....he is now their "brother".....

  • avengers
    avengers

    Good story. If it really happened I don't know, but the Watchtower never lies. yeah right.

    Anyway, I heard a story from a CO or DO during a speech that someone was studying with the dubbs, but hubby or wife didn't agree and threw the Bible out the window. Someone outside at this moment was walking by and this person was in a depression. He was praying to God to give him a sign. At this moment the Bible hit him right on the head. He became JW.

    I've heard more of these "incredible" stories, but I somehow doubt if they are true.

    Funny to hear though.

    Thanks for the laugh.

    Andy

  • Mary
    Mary

    Well Dee, I certainly hope you've bought out the opportune time to preach to your doggie. LOL!

    Wasn't there a talking donkey in the bible somewhere?

  • juni
    juni

    Yes Mare. That would be Balaam's ass. He didn't have a name though; perhaps Eywor? (from Winnie the Pooh)

    I remember similar stories like this one. Could have happened for real or they could have made up the whopper!

    I remember brothers and sisters of the sort who would've done this so it's not too farfetched!

    Juni

  • Mary
    Mary

    I just read the article to my co-worker. She could barely understand me cause I was laughing so hard, so I finally just gave her the printed copy. She just stood there for a minute with her mouth open and she said "...Is this true?" I told her "knowing the Witnesses? Probably."

    Still LMAO....

  • Zico
    Zico

    If it was such a 'vicious dog', so vicious that they couldn't get past it to get to the man, wouldn't it have attacked them when they went to speak to it?

  • Sad emo
    Sad emo

    Well if it was a good enough approach for St Francis of Assissi ....

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