PREACHING TO THE ANIMALS NOW.... (page 2)

delilah

Perhaps Jehovah restrained the dog, invisably of course. He had his mighty hand around the dog's muzzle.

Mary, Hi I hadn't believe any of the balogna they have been putting out about ministry efforts, preaching to a dog, or sure thats really believable, this person put up with the dog going nuts and through all of that noise listened to their particular brand of b.s.

That's about as believable as the FDS nonsense being annointed and no one else,

They the society the goberning bodice always try to put themselves and their book selling on a pedestal. Well really when you check the pedestal out you find its a toilet and its going to be full of something real soon, its just around the corner so to speak.

sir82

In the version of this urban legend that I heard, the Witnesses offered the magazines to the dog. The man came out of the house, said "the dog says yes", and accepted the magazines.

This one goes way back!

Finally-Free

They can feel free to come here to preach to my bird, Rocco. Lately he's developed a fascination with lips, and it would be amusing to me to watch Rocco rip the lips off of some JW's face.

W

minimus

I remember that! What's more outrageous regarding animals, is that Adam was thinking about having any animal he wanted as a MATE!! but held off til Eve was created......So sure. No big deal preaching to a dog or doing anything to a dog or kitty or......

hambeak

Maybe they were praying for angelic interference to close the mouth of the dog. lmao

Mary

I remember that! What's more outrageous regarding animals, is that Adam was thinking about having any animal he wanted as a MATE!! but held off til Eve was created......So sure. No big deal preaching to a dog or doing anything to a dog or kitty or......

Still LMAO......I sent a copy to my boss and another co-worker.......for some reason, both of them thought I was pulling their leg as they couldn't believe this actually happened. If this is an urban legend amongst the Witnesses, it's a piss poor one and I would think it would be highly embarrassing to them. If they can't think of a better story to boost their sagging morale, then the Writing Dept. should all be fired and kindergarten kids could take their place.

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