"SON, QUIT LOOKING AT THE APOSTATES!"
October CAPTION COMPETITION
by ballistic 25 Replies latest jw friends
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coolhandluke
"I wonder if he'll leave if I lift up this shirt and show him that I have no clothes on"
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coolhandluke
"Right, so note to self: "Come back after Armageddon, 6 bedroom, 4 bath, den, rec room, basement with a bar, swimming pool and basketball goal."
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MsMcDucket
Hello, would you like to live in a place where no one is sick? Wouldn't you and your daughter like to get rid of those glasses? We offer free home studies so that you can learn from your own bible how that's going to occur. Your daughter will be able to play with snakes and lions in a paradise. Remember the Lord's Prayer? Will you say it with me?. . .(Thinking to himself we've got a live one!)
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DanTheMan
Y-you think I'm a paranoid religious kook don't you? Aw shucks, I'm no good at anything...
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ballistic
bttt, I like this one: "Right, so note to self: "Come back after Armageddon, 6 bedroom, 4 bath, den, rec room, basement with a bar, swimming pool and basketball goal." hehe
