Jesus Coming 7 Different Ways....Is this new light? (page 2)

gordon d

bwahaaahaaa.... c'mon....Keep going.....

crazyblondeb

Dang, now I need to know how to remove puke from the keyboard. I can wipe it off the monitor. Sounds like a bad record that won't stop playing!!

candidlynuts

geeze..next time jesus comes can he maybe do something important like end world hunger?

SirNose586

Really? If they say he comes as King (#4) then Conqueror (#5) then Savior (#6) then Archangel(#7)...then I think I'm going to walk out of the assembly hall.

Okay... here goes.... "sung to the tune 50 way to leave your lover"

I went out in service for a while the other day
selling magazines to anyone who'd pay or wasn't gay
thinkin to myself there must be a better way
there must be 7 ways to make the rapture

Just drop off a tract... Jack
Have a book study... Buddy
Go work at Bethel...Ethel
Just 5 meetings a week

Just don't make a fuss...Gus
and don't ever discuss much
Just repeat after me... Lee
Publications ain't free!

Hope ya like....Gordon

watson

This is great! I needed a lift.

Thx

Watson

cheen

You could practically integrate this post with the above post "If the "Kool-Aid" came out..." .....it never ceases to amaze me how much of the "Kool-aid" these people can consume. Then I think to myself, at one time I would of salivated over this myself, poor poor brainwashed people, so sad.

sass_my_frass

Thanks, that was absolutely hilarious!! :D

becca1

It's called speculation.

Jesus Coming 7 Different Ways....Is this new light?

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