Learning to Substitute JW terms and phrases for REAL ones, for example. . .

by Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit 14 Replies latest jw friends

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  Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit

  A Hoho might say: You have a bad attitude, I can't associate w/ you. A real person might say: You're having a bad day, can I help?

  A Hoho might say: I'm a pioneer. A real person might say: I'm underemployed and am wasting valuable time and resources.

  A Hoho might say: You didn't comment at the WT study today! A real person might say: I'm glad you're here today!

  A Hoho might say: New System A real person might say: Candyland

  A Hoho might say: Worldlings A real person might say: People, Humans

  A Hoho might say: Associates A real person might say: Friends

  A Hoho might say: Pagan Festival A real person might say: Christmas, a time for family, fun and creating memories

  Any others?
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  vomit

  A Hoho might say: Gloryious ones/Princes A real person might say: Full of Sith
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  aniron

  A JW would say - "District Convention 3 days of Spritual food"

  A real person says - "3 days of falling asleep during mind-numbing talks"
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  Wasanelder Once

  A witnoid might say: My family is auxilliary pioneering this month. A real person would say, I'm kissing the Circuit Overseer's ass to get appointed.

  A witnoid might say: I like breaks at McDonalds. A real person would say, "Take me anywhere but out door to door."

  A witnoid might say: I enjoyed your comment. A real person would say, "Let's blow this joint and go watch some football."

  W.Once
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  gordon d

  A Dub might say, "Would you like a free in home bible study?"
  
  A human being might say, "How much for the little girl... your women.. How much for them?"
  ++++vague Blues Brothers referrence++++
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  parakeet

  JW: Worldly entertainment.
  Normal person: Dinner and a movie.
  
  JW: Bringing up children with godly discipline.
  Normal person: Beat that child! (credit: Farkel)
  
  JW: Shake the dust from our feet.
  Normal person: I hope you rot in hell!
  
  JW: Two-witness rule.
  Normal person: Pedophile paradise.
  
  JW: Pagan ritual.
  Normal person: Cheers!
  
  JW: Dog returning to vomit.
  Normal person: Human returning to reason.
  
  JW: False religion.
  Normal person: Jehovah's Witnesses.
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  truthsetsonefree

  Dub: fruitage (as in fruitage of spirit, world, etc. Normal person: results
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  SirNose586

  Dub: He didn't have the right heart condition.

  Reality: The guy was more informed about the cover article than I was, and logically defended his views. I couldn't respond.

  Dub: I love getting food at the proper time!

  Reality: Oh boy, another book full of tortured, circular logic.

  Dub: She isn't good association for you.

  Reality: This chick knows how to party...you might not be able to keep up.
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  bebu

  dubs: "ones"; real life: "people", "folks", "guys" etc.

  dubs: "meeting" or "congregation"; real life: "church"

  dubs: "I will wait on jehovah"; real life: "I haven't a clue why such an amazing contradiction exists"
  (OR, in the case of uncovering pedophilia, "I'm calling the cops!")

  dubs: "sister" "brother"; real life: "Jane" "John"

  dubs: "faithful and discreet slave"; real life: "dictator"

  dubs: "Jehovah"; real life:

  bebu
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  ballistic

  bttt, need more