by Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit 14 Replies latest jw friends
'Spiritually minded' = Mind numbed robotic follower.
'Self educated' = Has read every single issue of the Watchtower all his life.
'Spiritually weak' = Hasn't been at the meetings of Jehovah's witnesses since he got cancer and is bedridden.
'Elder' = Self Righteous, Bigoted, Arrogant Asshole who thinks he has been appointed by God to torture others.
JW: Fear of God.
Normal person: Fear of the WTS.
JW: Householder.
Normal person: Potential victim.
JW: Governing body.
Normal person: Grumpy old men.
JW: Field service.
Normal person: Slavery.
JW: Abstain from blood.
Normal person: Dead children.
JW: Baptism.
Normal person: Officially braindead.
JW: Paradise earth, Christ's 1000-year reign.
Normal person: Carrot.
JW: Disfellowshipping, Destruction at Armageddon.
Normal person: Stick.
JW: Spiritually weak
Outsider: Able to think for himself, or Hanging around the Kingdom Hall so he doesn't get shunned by Family.
JW: Spiritual person
Outsider: Totally immersed in that nutty religion cult.
JW: Field Service
Outsider: Cult recruitment
JW: Watchtower Magazine
Outsider: Doctrine that decides what the Bible means to them
JW: Circuit Assemby or District Convention
Outsider: Mind influence reinforcement sessions
JW: 'We're in the TRUTH'
Normal Person: 'Let me ignore all my nagging doubts and the lies i've been told and submit myself to the authority of some men i've never met'
CS 101
A Hoho might say: gathering A real person might say: party
A Hoho might say: upbuilding A real person might say: fun
A Hoho might say: fleshly A real person might say: blood relative
A Hoho might say: brother A real person might say: friend
A Hoho might say: neighbor (As in the lie, "We were just out today talking to our neighbors.") A real person might say: strangers living 40 miles away from my home
A Hoho might say: arrangement A real person might say: scheme
A Hoho might say: Thursday the 23rd A real person might say: Thanksgiving
A Hoho might say: headcovering to show respect for headship A real person might say: meaningless piece of disposable paper
A Hoho might say: joy A real person might say: zombie-like superficial happy demeanor covering up deep dissatisfaction and despair
A Hoho might say: strenuously exerting A real person might say: clinical obsessiveness and compulsive behavior out of fear
