..Not a Christmas Turkey Dinner!

OUTLAW

During the Christmas season,many Jehovah`s Witness`s will be having "Not a Christmas Turkey Dinner"..There will be turkey,mashed potatoes,gravey,vegetables,cranberrys..ect..But it won`t be a Christmas Dinner..My good JW mom will be at my inactive good JW Wife and her boyfriends house,showing them how she dosen`t celebrate Christmas,at the "Not a Christmas Turkey Dinner"..Do you know anyone who has a "Not a Christmas Turkey Dinner",during the Christmas Holidays?...OUTLAW Crazy Eyes

Finally-Free

We always had a "not a Christmas" turkey dinner. We even went on a bus tour on the Niagra Peninsula to view the Christmas lights.

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jayhawk1

We always had a "Not A Christmas Ham Dinner." Afterwards we would fall asleep from eating too much and dream about talking to blueberries and petting lions.

daystar

We had the "not a Thanksgiving" turkey dinner. But near Christmas, we'd always drive around checking out the Christmas lights.

OUTLAW

Finaly-free..The light tour sounds nice.....Jayhawk1..LOL!!...OUTLAW

Jim_TX

Well... I dunno about the 'Not a Christmas Dinner' - but my mom would go out shopping around Thanksgiving (mid-November), and buy the turkey, cranberry sauce, etc. - and we'd have a 'Not a Thanksgiving Dinner'.

"It's because turkeys are cheaper this time of the year." - yeah... riiiiight... *rolls eyes*

As for the Christmas lights - I think my mom was a 'closet pagan' or something... we'd go driving around downtown to 'look at the pretty lights'. They always had to drie past one or two favorite places - where they used to have mechanical manequins that played an organ - or a Santa Claus - or whatever.

We didn't get out much - so I always looked forward to doing this.

Regards,

Jim TX

OUTLAW

.."Not a Thanks-Giving Turkey Dinner" fits well into this thread..Many JW`s give or recieve "Not A Christmas Gift!"..Who has experienced this?...OUTLAW

Sparkplug

Well... I dunno about the 'Not a Christmas Dinner' - but my mom would go out shopping around Thanksgiving (mid-November), and buy the turkey, cranberry sauce, etc. - and we'd have a 'Not a Thanksgiving Dinner'.
"It's because turkeys are cheaper this time of the year." - yeah... riiiiight... *rolls eyes*
As for the Christmas lights - I think my mom was a 'closet pagan' or something... we'd go driving around downtown to 'look at the pretty lights'. They always had to drie past one or two favorite places - where they used to have mechanical manequins that played an organ - or a Santa Claus - or whatever.
We didn't get out much - so I always looked forward to doing this.
Regards,
Jim TX

LMAO... We had a dinner just like the above mentioned ones. Complet e with the tradition not your holidays enchiladas and beans New Mexican Style. lol

parakeet

Why do they stop at a not-a-Christmas-turkey-dinner? Why not also exchange not-a-Christmas-gift or two? And then there's the not-a-Christmas-tree with not-a-Christmas-ornaments on it. Send out not-a-Christmas-card to friends and relatives wishing them not-a-Merry-Christmas.

Mysterious

We always ate the turkey later and hopefully before it was freezer burned. But we did drive around and look at the pretty lights. They also never gave to the food drives because it was christmas..

..Not a Christmas Turkey Dinner!

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