Dub attack!!

by unclebruce 31 Replies latest jw friends

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    This evening I went for a stroll around the headland, camera at the ready hoping one of the last of the migrating whales appeared. Oh look, there's a fluffy dog. Ain't he cute ..

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    Hold still ya little stinky! Ah that's better...

    Oh dear he's a Jehovah's Muttness! Here comes his owner and she's armed with a New World Translation

    An hours discussion followers .. in which I learned many things. Sandra is a scitzophrenic Jehovah's Witness. She believes she has a powerful personal relationship with Jehovah. She witnessed events in 1975 but denies the Society promoted 1975 (I left her with some homework). Poor Sandra believes in miracles and is most likely shunned by many of her own congregation (Bega). I notice she is wearing a rough home made dress which makes me mad (I bet she's dirt poor and can't buy good cheap clothes readily available from the Babylon the Great run second hand shops. I bet no one ever offered to teach her how to sew or any thing else to make her life better.

    At several points she got mad at me but mainly because, like most JW's, her preaching was less about me and more about justifying her own lifes choices. "The Society is not perfect but Jehovah God is" was her mantra. That dam "light keeps getting brighter" doctrine was a masterstroke. Anyway we had a long sometimes heated discussion but parted as friends. Sandra is passionate about her faith - it's all that stands between her and despair,. It's sad but true and illustrates why we will never completely 'beat' this religion. Damn crazy dub counted her time I bet!

    Behold Look! a sign! Holes in the ozone layer!:

  • fullofdoubtnow
    fullofdoubtnow

    She must be an absolute fanatic, unclebruce, carrying a bible with her while she walks her dog. Is the dog baptised?

  • Dark Knight
    Dark Knight

    Cute dog! Shame about the owner though.

  • Gill
    Gill

    Very sad!

    Misfits and Malcontents are attracted to this belief system.

  • Dismembered
    Dismembered

    Greetings again unclebruce

    The points you made are well taken. 100% on the $$$ again. Thanks for posting.

    Dismembered

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce
    She must be an absolute fanatic, unclebruce, carrying a bible with her while she walks her dog. Is the dog baptised?

    I couldn't help feeling sorry for her. I've been there myself and seen it so often before. A lone witness parked on a headland overlooking the sea, her only companion a happy little dog. It makes a man appreciate his freedom (and relative sanity). She didn't know or care about Watchtower history or flip flops in doctrine and prophesy. The one question that really had her thinking was "name one person that Satan the Devil killed".

  • Gill
    Gill

    Unclebruce - That's the greatest question! It certainly started me thinking and wondering about this wonderful God Jehovah, who had a bad habit of murdering masses of men, women and children.

    There used to be a schizophrenic black sister at our cong when I was a child. Basically the witnesses ignored her and mistreated her. My Aunty would look after her children whenever she was hospitalised and they were great kids. But the cong in general seemed ashamed of her and many people said as they heard her screaming about Jehovah in the Village centre that she was 'a bad example'.

    Many schizophrenices are obsessed with God and religion, and the thing is that it seems to make them more afraid and paranoid, believing there is some almighty being who will kill them or send them to hell for any wrong doing.

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Hi Gill,

    One thing that really annoyed me about dubland was the snobery and non-christian attitude shown to the poor sad folks on the fringes. These are often societies dregs and outcasts the very people who should be offered a hand of freindship. I'll never forget my newly baptised father publically tearing strips off our PO for belittling a couple of poor young girls that came to the "Public Talk" in old dresses. Dads words boomed through the Hall "I DON'T CARE IF THEY CAME HERE NAKED WE'D MAKE THEM WELCOME!" (my folks weren't cut out to be dubs

    We should keep our cameras handy and post photos of JW's I say

    Nice Dog, shame about the dress:

    The Shame of the Bega Valley:

    alt

  • fullofdoubtnow
    fullofdoubtnow

    uncle bruce, I thought I was seeing things....

    That sign says "Kingdom Hell of Jehovahs Witnesses! It's very appropriate, of course, but I assume a clever piece of editing?

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned

    It's even better then that....

    It says, Kingdom Hell of Jehovah's Witlesses, ROFL!

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