Lightbulb Joke

by Asheron 27 Replies latest social humour

  • JH
    JH
    It involves feeling a bulb and the warmth/heat will tell you which one had just been switched on

    And this way, you would only have to touch 2 switches out of the 3 permitted....lol

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    Okay, how about this....turn on all three switches simultaneously. Then after 1 minute turn off the one on the left. Then after 2 1/2 minutes turn off the middle one. And then after 5 minutes turn off the last one. Then go out and feel the bulbs and rank them in order of hotness. The hottest one would be the last switched turned off, and the coldest one would be the first one turned off.

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    Dang, Abandoned beat me to it. :))

  • Simon
    Simon

    Yes, you got it ...

    If you turn two on for five mins, flick one off and then calmly walk to the attic then one is on (still switched on), one is off (switch you never touched) and the other will still be warm but not on.

  • hindweb
    hindweb

    Now, these were really cool!

    http://dharma.indviews.com

  • V
    V

    How many JWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    None. The JW knows the light gets brighter, so the light bulb must be in fact working and on. If the light does not appear to be on or the bulb is missing, it is blamed on the JW's spiritual weakness.

    How many Governing Body Members does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    One, as long as it is Jaracz. Technically it takes another to second the motion, and the rest to vote "aye".

  • Rabbit
    Rabbit

    How many Governing Body Members does it take to screw in a 'New' Light ™ bulb?

    Silly...it's the 2/3's majority who got the 'correct' instructions from Jah.

    Rabbit

  • JWdaughter
    JWdaughter

    How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Three, One to hold the ladder, one to change the bulb and one to bring refreshments.

    (sorry folks, its the only joke I know!)

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