The "this could be the last ever" convention
The "end of false religion - we are disbanding" convention
by new boy 53 Replies latest jw friends
The "this could be the last ever" convention
The "end of false religion - we are disbanding" convention
Membership is dropping, fellow servants! have more babies! District Convention.
Can I get a witness? no really people, we are dying here! 2007 District Convention
"FREE KOOLAID"
"Sign of The Beast Tattoos Removed Here"
Blah, Blah, Blah -- Yadda, Yadda, Yadda"................
Great ideas!
The 2008 District Convention is either 1."NEW LIGHT--wrong is REALLY right"-------or just belieive what we say and have faith if you don't understand it-------------------------------------2."Keep your eyes on the spies"------in honor of our favorite song.
How, about the "Freedom in Christ" convention, ending on Sunday with a resolution that never again would anyone among us attempt to come between the individual and Our Lord and Saviour. This would mean no more Judicial Commitees no more shunning, no more Man made rules no more Organazation Book and no more covering up our past. The last in a list of resolutions could be. "We the attendees of the "Freedom In Christ" convention resolve to move forward and to follow Christ alone, and never again be deceived by man or the teachings of men" OK I guess I better quit dreaming and get back to reality. seek2find
2007 "We clean your Brain" district convention
"The End of OUR False Religion Is Near!!!"
i just cannot stop laughing about them preaching their own doom-
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W.Once