The 2007 'Millions THEN living are all dead now' district convention HAHAHHAHA
What name would like to see for the "2007 District Convention"?
by new boy 53 Replies latest jw friends
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reneeisorym
Ok now for one of my own:
The 2007 "Widen Out!" District Convention.
The Sunday program will be about the new campaign to witness to apostates. They will hand out our addresses and knock on our doors to witness to us. The Kingdom News tract will be "Come Back and Make Your Family Happy!" The next talk is called, "The Troof Will Defend Itself."
Then we will all begin to tear the JWs away one by one until the org is reduced to a cult in Africa. They'll never tell the Africans that the rest of the Borg fell apart. They'll make up new numbers.
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new boy
And drum roll
-----------------"THE LOVE OF THE GREATER NUMBERS HAS COOLED OFF AND WHY THE GB HAVE CAUSE IT"-----------------------------------
--------------------------------------(BECAUSE THEY DON'T BELEIVE OUR LIES ANYMORE)-----------------------------------
Sundays main talk is----------"How when our numbers go down we are still proving bible prophecy"!
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Apostate Kate
"Many false prophets will arise, and will lead many astray."Matthew 24:11
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SPAZnik
HEIL WATCHTOWER/GB REGIME 2007!!!!
WHY "JEHOVAH" USED PYRAMIDS AND NUMEROLOGY TO ESTABLISH THE "TRUE RELIGION".
OBEY OBEY OBEY..."BY THEIR...(OBEDIENT UNQUESTIONING AFFILIATION TO ONE PARTICULAR LEGALIZED MAN-RUN SET OF RULES AND REGS)...YOU WILL KNOW THEM".
FEAR MAN NOT GOD
WHY EVERY RELIGION CLAIMS TO HAVE THE TRUTH BUT WE REALLY DO.
PUT YOURSELF IN THE PLACE OF GOD 2007
GOD SCREWED UP WHEN HE GAVE MEN FACIAL HAIR 2007
FOLLOW JESUS EXCEPT FOR THE BEARD THING 2007
DOMINATE THY NEIGHBOR 2007
FOLLOW JESUS EXCEPT FOR THE FORGIVENESS THING 2007
FOLLOW JESUS EXCEPT FOR THE NOT EQUAL TO GOD THING 2007
WE ARE SUPERIOR TO EVERYONE ELSE 2007
KISS HANK'S ASS 2007 -
TowerWatch
“The End is Coming Soon: This Time We Are Being Honest With You”
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Gopher
The "One-half day" 2007 District Convention
The "Kingdom Simplification" District Convention -- where you can log in by WebEx, and please click the little "Visa" logo in the bottom right corner to donate from your home PC
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*jeremiah*
The 2007 "Millions now living will have to change their doctrinal thinking for the 2008 District Convention" District Convention.
"Oh what a joy that will be brothers..."
The 2007 "Publishers stop misinterpreting the truth, we did not say the world would end in 1975" District Convention.
The 2007 "It amazes us sometimes- how awesome we are" District Convention
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OnTheWayOut
The 2007 "What Will You Fall For This Year?" District Convention
The 2007 "Do as We Say" District Convention
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XJW4EVR
Lies, and the Lying Liars That Tell Them.
At least they can put something Al Franken wrote to good use.