Finishing school early to pioneer doesn't always
mean forgetting about your dream career of taping boxes.
Caption Time Again - Hobbies are a Waste of Time
by jgnat 51 Replies latest jw friends
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calico
Scully--I love this phrase:
Worldly furniture
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parakeet
"We're giving up our parakeet breeding hobby to make more time for Jehovah." [muffled squawks]
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Mary
Honey, I shrunk the Governing Body and put them in a box.
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purplesofa
With kids getting shipped away, now we can
really put the Kingdom first!!
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Kenneson
Who will be the one to open Pandora's Watchtower box?
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Abandoned
Man: Remember what they said at the meeting?
Woman: I sure do - not even SATAN can get through heavy duty plastic tape.
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sass_my_frass
Some hard-working families have been encouraged to learn that hotels re-stock linen and crockery daily, and provide a convenient postage service.
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choosing life
They cut everything that makes us human and unique out of our lives. It's no wonder so many are depressed and just plain nutty. They used to have orchestras play at the conventions, but that was ruled a waste of time too. They had decent hot meals at the assemblies, but of course that was a waste of time too. They strip everything to the bare basics and take all the enjoyment out of life.
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jgnat
Great job again, guys! My favorites:
"I sure hope that science can make good use of the brains we're sending them."
...your dream career of taping boxes.
Nobody noticed the backgammon game left behind on the coffee table. Which reminds me of the latest book study article, condemning all activities with a "pagan origin". The article was largely deficient of scriptures, of course. But it did feature a large photo of a lollypop laying in the dirt. Would you eat that lollypop if you knew it's origin?
I told my hubby a better illustration would be jello or hot-dogs. If you knew THEIR origins, you'd never eat them again.