:Ahem: If you could imbed one scripture or short message into...

by SixofNine 45 Replies latest jw friends

  • Scully
    Scully

    "MENE, MENE, TEKEL, PARSIN"

    Free Brainwashing Inside!

    Kingdom Hell of Jehovah's $h!tnesses ("Jehovah's $h!tnesses" was something a neighbour kid used to call my family when I was little. )

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free

    "Bad associations spoil useful habits."

    W

  • Backed away
    Backed away

    "144,000 served"

    " WARNING" side effects may include loss of hearing, vision and appetite"

    "upon leaving, please return 800lb Gorilla "

  • betterdaze
    betterdaze

    When you spread out your hands in prayer, ?I will hide my eyes from you; ?even if you offer many prayers, ?I will not listen. ?YOUR HANDS ARE FULL OF BLOOD.
    –Isaiah 1:15

    This is the way of an adulteress: ?She eats and wipes her mouth ?and says, 'I've done nothing wrong.'
    –Proverbs 30:20

    Stop judging that YOU may not be judged;
    for with what judgment YOU are judging,
    YOU will be judged; and with the measure that
    YOU are measuring out, they will measure out to YOU.
    –Matthew 7:1,2

    But nothing can top MENE MENE TEKEL PARSIN.

    ~Sue

  • Narkissos
    Narkissos

    LOL.

    I'd vote for Scully's Mene, mene, tekel, parsin.

    Or, a bit less cryptic, "Look, your house is abandoned to you." (Matthew 23:38).

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    Do Not Enter or

    Enter at your Own Risk

    Religion is a snare and a racket

    Warning: Don't be Fooled, there is a high pricetag for coming here.

    go to www.jehovah-witnesses.com to find out more

    ps...somebody getting a new parking lot?!?!?!?!

  • Scully
    Scully
    MENE MENE TEKEL PARSIN

    For effect, you could leave a rock inside one of those foam fingers to weigh it down and leave it beside your "artwork".

  • bebu
    bebu

    I vote for Mene Mene Tekel Parsin as well. Too bad this isn't a wall/foundation, and not a parking lot.

    bebu

  • Scully
    Scully

    If you're strapped for time, you could just get your dog to leave a load of turds on the wet concrete and write underneath "More inside!"

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    what is the whitewashed grave scripture? that'd work

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