Weird Scriptures (page 2)

funkyderek

Numbers 31, among the most unethical, immoral and absurd accounts ever written.

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Those who can induce you to believe absurdities can induce you to commit attrocities - Voltaire

NameWithheld

Ah I see arkangel, I understand. God loves people so much he kills them for not cutting the skin off their dicks. Very nice.

SixofNine

Here is a scripture that doesn't get much airplay in religions run by old, shriveled up men:

Ezekiel 23:20 And she kept lusting in the style of concubines belonging to those whose fleshly member is as the fleshly member of male asses and whose genital organ is as the genital organ of male horses.

It's official, God says "size matters".

Tina

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahaha Six,you're the best lolol god told me so <w> Love your perspective hun lololo,luv,T bwwaaaaa (sorry laffin too hard) seems like god something right after all lolololol

Carl Sagan on balancing openness to new ideas with skeptical scrutiny..."if you are open to the point of gullibility and have not an ounce of skeptical sense-you cannot distinguish useful ideas from worthless ones."

deceit

Thanks guys,

That sceptics site is incredible, really makes you wonder.......

-Never To Be Deceived Again-

mustang

Well, you wanted gross. These two seem appropriate.

2Ki 18:27 & Isa 36:12

"But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? [hath he] not [sent me] to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?"

These seem to be repeats. Use the KJV for best effect.

My best friend used to use these two to freak out his father, an Assembly of God preacher. He said if the word is in the Bible what's wrong with me using it?

Mustang

arkangel

To 6 of 9,
I am a nice person. I am, I am, I am!!!!!! Read Genesis 17:7-14 and learn something.

SixofNine

What can Jewish fables teach me?

arkangel

To 6 of 9,
Obviously nothing once a mind is closed and locked.

MrMoe

The book of Ezekiel talks about what seems to be UFO's.

The Genesis account where there was light and plants BEFORE God created the Sun - (although God could have been the light?)

Can't remember whre - but Baal was a real live person. There are tons.

God smelled the inscense of the burnt offering and it smelled good (again don't know exactally where) which makes it appear God was flesh and bone maybe? Of course that goes along with a whole alien theory... Who knows.

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