Now this could be fun. Knowing that the anointed get their orders from above, if you were one of the 24, what would YOU tell them???
If YOU Were One Of The 24 Elders, What Would You Tell The Anointed???
by minimus 25 Replies latest jw friends
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Finally-Free
I've already told them, and they're not listening. They should call a nationally televised press conference to apologize for their many years of lies and abuse. Then they should, on national television, douse themselves with gasoline and set themselves ablaze.
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minimus
Most of the poor anointed can't hear a damn thing. "You said, 'Don't give out the blood cards??'"
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in a new york bethel minute
"we think the picture you drew of us in the revelation book sucked... rerelease the book with something more accurate."
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minimus
"Was that an S or an F with the ucked?? We told you we're hard of hearing!"....."By the way, where's my Depends?"
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Clam
I'd give a definite rock solid date for Armageddon. 5th June 2007 (get em nodding at the significance of 5/6/7).
Another deffo date should finish them off.
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Clam
Oh and maybe tell them that all Elders
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minimus
One of the many things that I'd tell them is to reexamine the Society's view of disfellowshipping and blood. Then suddenly change the current views and say that the 24 elders told them so.
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BCZAR2ME
Praise God and give him glory!
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minimus
I'd like to hear this whispered, "you REALLY screwed up. All the dead presidents are waiting for you guys'.