Dramatic Increase in Publishers and Field Service Reports expected!!

by OUTLAW 20 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Mary
    Mary
    I thought they were already propped up on street corners. Lord knows they don't do much in street WORK 'cept stand there.

    I managed to snap this picture of Uncle Teddie out in Service the other day.....


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  • Rabbit
    Rabbit
    In the future,Jehovah`s Witness`s will no longer retire,they will be recycled...OUTLAW

    Recycled...? Hmmm...like paper...?

    OMFG! Watchtowers are people !

    Rabbit

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    "Recycled Jehovah`s Witness`s" are not rebellious to God`s organization..Recycled Jehovah`s Witness`s are not a slave to fashion...OUTLAW

  • yaddayadda
    yaddayadda

    this is the dumbest thread I've read in a while.

  • unhappy
    unhappy

    LOL

  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1

    New Light! Millions now living will still die, but the millions now living will never be buried. OUTLAW you have done it again!

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    It`s the WBT$ "New System:"..Die..Get stuffed..Serve Jehovah forever!..Who wants to get into the New System?...OUTLAW

  • hillary_step
    hillary_step

    lol.....

    Very good Outlaw. This is on par with your Penguin Beer Holder idea, now on sale at ZHellers and Home Despot.

    HS

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Hey HS!!..How you do`n bud?..I`m happy you like this one too!..LOL!!..We will soon be able to buy stock in the new WBT$ taxidermy franchise "Stuff a Dub"..You can even own,your own franchise and stuff dead dubs in your area..Meeting attendance will go through the roof..You`ll be able to tell the stuffed dubs at the Kingdom Hall.They`ll be wearing seat belts so they don`t fall over..LOL!!.....I have a nice bottle of "LongMorn" 15 year old Scotch I`m sipping on..I`ve just filled the shot glass..I toast you my friend..Cheers!...OUTLAW

  • crazyblondeb
    crazyblondeb

    Outlaw,

    Once again you have outdone yourself.This was a good one!!

    Mary- WAC is gonna be so jealous of your new photo of Ted!!

    When I was getting a divorce, I thought about going into that business, of "stuffing" the ex's. After all, the only good he was for was something warm to sleep next to, and even that is stretching it a bit. All my friends thought it was a good idea!!........MMmmmmmm.....

    shelley

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