GOD BLESS AMERICA!

by unclebruce 24 Replies latest jw friends

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Tina:

    ***gODDESS Bless Australia!!!***

    ? Bloody women .. oops I mean .. er .. she does .. she did .. she is! (and she even lets me ... oh yeah I've been in a wife free zone a little too long ;) As for any noong heads - I think there's been enough US bashing for a while.

    Carl Sagan on balancing an egg on a spoon in space... "".

    Kiss HUG cuddle belch

    Dannybear:

    G'day 'ol fella,

    Great to touch your base or something Don't worry too much about drunk'n Norwegians .. that whale meat's sent 'm all blubbery and such.

    unc who's never had more respect for "old glory" and the folk it represents.

    wasasister:

    ***Uncle, with blokes like you in our corner, we can't loose.***

    Never underestimate a bloke in a corner wassa! Forget the chinese superstition give me a corner anytime ;)

    ***I've always had trouble with that expression, too. Even upon my departure from the Borg, I had trouble dealing with my newfound patriotism. Like one of my dear friends has said, I consider myself a citizen of the world. I became an American by an accident of birth. However, I remain one out of choice.***

    Well said wassa. Most of us leaving the luny cult have the nationalist bogeyman to grapple with. In my case my grandad was a war hero but I was taught to loathe men like him. Now many years after he's passed on I've learned to appreciate his world and what he felt obliged to do.

    It's a funny old world and us leaving cult indoctrination (a bad nation if ever there was one) start with a clean sheet .. all ideas and concepts are up for grabs. Sometimes it seems the only thing separating us from the nuthouse is the ability to find something to believe in, something that we can strongly embrace something we are willing to stand and fight for.

    ***Thanks, UB. With friends like you, our enemies should be nervous.***

    You think vigilanty hangings are rough - you should see me with a chainsaw and flamethrower.
    .. ouch!

    ***(Miss ya!)***

    You calling me a girl? .. ah .. oops .. I see .. sorry .. Ms you 2


    Tracy:

    Esmeralda:

    ***UB, you've been missed. Happy to have you here, man!!!
    Love you! *hugs* essie peeking out of the phone box to say hello :)***

    Thanks essie .. it's nice to be missed (especially by folks who are such good shots ;) Oh dear you still in that little call box? LOL. Best of health to you and yours darling. .. um .. hug (i know you like them .. here have a big blue one .. (((HUG))) Oh dear, ozzi's next and I think he's pissed off hee hee hee.

    Cheers Es.


    mozziepost

    G'day mozzie, Jedi Member eh? I suppose you're awfull of yourself now and summons people to appear and such .. LOL.

    I'm in Sydney picking up a ship load of stuff. (be here till the morrow. Wife is making big demands of my available time but we can cup of chino in the morning if you like?

    "It's better to light a candle than to drop a kerosene lantern on your foot and burn your tent down" Very Anonymous

    Thirdson:

    G'day buddy! How's the marriage going? .. Mines fine thanks for asking!
    Keep on keeping on brother and good luck in the mooselands (got a shock the other dnight when a huge deer, antlers erect crossed our path driving through the forest .. no one around here even knew we had 'em (I was sober as a Rutherford .. at least)

    'To attract criticism, say everything, do everything, be a real piece of shit!'

  • Tina
    Tina

    Galahman!1 lol,(hug kiss belch) ya been with out the softening power of a goddess too long,ya clapped out geriatric(said with a wink and love whilst balancing egg on nose)<---this for your entertainment "D

    So ya playing under the gumgum trees (now balancing egg on head) bet yer all hairy and neanderthal looking! Quite the proper bobby dazzler!

    Tina- belching and balancin eggs thru life I must get OVA that compulsion! SPLAt the yolk is on me after all......">

    Carl Sagan on balancing openness to new ideas with skeptical scrutiny..."if you are open to the point of gullibility and have not an ounce of skeptical sense-you cannot distinguish useful ideas from worthless ones."

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Hey Tina,

    I think I better send ya a genuine unclespruced photo before ya start fantascising about my hunky goodlookedness. Carl Sagan - that's the bloke in Startreck right? - you know - the one with the pointy ars. or was that David Niven?

    cheers eggface .. um owlface

    [i]If you lay an egg in space no one can hear you scream .. and when you've passed a dozen there's no one there to buy 'em - Annonymouse.

  • Tina
    Tina

    Startrek eh? lolol Unc,true confession time.
    I have no idea about startrek stuff. Watched it a couple of times,thought it was wayyyyy hokey.I have to be one of the few exJW's that was never a trekkie lol.
    Tina,on knees with camera,,,,,(pull that hair aside,ya look like a moggie come out of the rain! lol) and takes photo.....I have proof now of the MISSING LINK!! soooo digeradoo or digeradon't?
    yes! New photos! I have a couple for you too.(I colored em real good,stayed in the lines)"> Tina,trippin to the door in her owliegator shoes.....pssssssst when ya pass a dozen It's Omelet time! Remember to beat or not to beat?.....that is the question..whether tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous egg dishes.....(pass the salt please) ">

    Carl Sagan on balancing openness to new ideas with skeptical scrutiny..."if you are open to the point of gullibility and have not an ounce of skeptical sense-you cannot distinguish useful ideas from worthless ones."

  • peaceloveharmony
    peaceloveharmony

    UNC!!!! so great to see you!!! just wanna send you some hugs and kisses!!

    love
    harmony

    Most people think, Great God will come from the skies, Take away everything And make everybody feel high. But if you know what life is worth, You will look for yours on earth: And now you see the light, You stand up for your rights.~~Bob Marley

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Tina:

    Hey Tina .. I mighta lost yer address (address book was flogged along with half my life .. hey if someone steals yer marriage certificate does that mean? .. nah that'd be too easy ;)

    I'm no trecky either Tina .. but Dr.Who and Red Dwarf are probably just as kinky to someone who's out of it .. speaking of which I'm off for a shower with harmony .. whoo hoo!

    harmony

    WOW your smile's more inviting than ever .. far out .. you should know better than to put up a photo like that in front of a sexist old guy like me. ;) hmmm beautiful .. I just love women with shoulders and wetter is better LOL Thanks for the lift sweatheart. be still my beating heart .. at least till Susan gets home ..

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    UncleBruce, you're here! Email me too - are you passing through the 'Gong tomorrow and are you able to stop for coffee, beer or whatever?

    Have the snakes started getting up yet?

    How was winter in your windswept part of the hills?

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    G'day Stephanus,

    Your eyes are freak'n me out man .. you been munching on Pt Kembla waste again? As it happens I was going south via Canberra but I'll make a diversion just for you (and a real strong coffee or a real weak beer) I lost your address come on no ones watching .. hand it over ya bastard! ;) Perhaps I could just meet ya in front of some obvious place (I'll be the bloke in the dirty great 4WD loaded up with furniture and stuff .. should be flying down the Bulli pass (anchor out) about midday.

    Email? what the @#$%*'s that?

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Hmmm. We could meet in front of the Kingdom Hall at Bulli and watch the field service people returning. They had a nasty accident involving fire recently and might be a bit sensitive to the presence of known apostates and opposers!

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Hey stop fucking about stephanus! Where we gonna meet? (and don't say the nan king temple .. though I wouldn't mind giggling at the orangatan people again. Come on midday - name a pub .. my shout.

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