by PopeOfEruke 11 Replies latest watchtower bible
DO NOT GO TO THE ZOO! Zoos are cruel punishment and a prison to animate. You would not want to go gawk at the animals. Watchtower, 11/15/49, p.349; Awake, 5/8/73, p. 18
It's life-saving title is "Pets - How do you view them?". Urgent information needed to survive the impending strike of Armageddon!!
LOL!! Stay away from the zoos and you'll survive!
the WT promises the unatainable. i've never wanted a lion now...but it just sounds so mysterious...a pet lion? this world won't give me one? but Jehovah will?! AWESOME! i'm in, where do i sign up? OH! i'm already signed up, i just have to start turning in time again. then will i get my lion back?....
i wonder what kind of kool-aid they'll serve when they finally realize the lie can't continue before it just gets too unbelievable/unteachable ~ then it will be time for the final transendence. :)
