URGENT!! NEWS FOR ALL LIVING IN ENGLAND!!

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  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Just so's you don't miss out - we wouldn't want you to miss it!


    Australia on brink of Ashes sweep
    6:19 PM January 4

    England was left facing the prospect of a 5-0 Ashes whitewash after limping to 5 for 114 at stumps, leading Australia by just 12 runs, on the third day of the final Ashes Test at the Sydney Cricket Ground.

    Kevin Pietersen (29 not out) and nightwatchman Monty Panesar (0) were left with a near-impossible task to stave off defeat after Australia ripped through the England batting after tea.

    The nadir came in the penultimate over of the day when captain Andrew Flintoff was stumped for 7 after being judged out of his ground by the slenderest of margins as he played forward to Shane Warne.

    But Alastair Cook (4); Andrew Strauss (24); Ian Bell (28), and Paul Collingwood (17) had all failed to fire as Australia closed in on what will be the first five-Test Ashes series whitewash since 1920/21.

    The Australians were buoyed by a bravura batting performance from Warne, who earlier top-scored with 71 as Australia piled up 393 all out just before tea to take a first-innings lead of 102 runs.

    Brett Lee (2-34) and Stuart Clark (2-29) then combined to keep Australia in the driver's seat.

    Lee started the rout in just the third over of the innings when he had Cook caught behind.

    Clark trapped Strauss, before Lee and wicket-keeper Adam Gilchrist combined again to remove Bell.

    Collingwood and Pietersen added 34 runs for the fourth wicket before Collingwood edged a catch to a diving Matthew Hayden in the gully to make it 4 for 98. Australian innings

    Earlier Warne thrilled the SCG crowd with an innings of 71 from just 65 balls that included nine fours and two sixes, but ultimately ran out of partners as he aimed to post his maiden Test century in his final match.

    Unless he scores an unlikely ton in the second innings, he will go down in the record books as the player to score the most Test runs without ever passing 100.

    The champion leg spinner combined with number 10 Clark (35) for an enterprising 68-run tailend stand.

    But soon after Clark was out caught attempting to hook, Warne was stumped off the bowling of Monty Panesar attempting to reach three figures before the final wicket was taken.

    Earlier, in one of the most entertaining sessions of the series, the home side scored 137 for the loss of three wickets in the morning after resuming the day on 4 for 188.

    England got off to the best possible start, removing Mike Hussey before he could add to his overnight total of 37, caught behind off the bowling of James Anderson.

    Andrew Symonds (48) and Gilchrist (62) then combined for a valuable 70-run stand before Symonds was clean bowled playing a rash shot to Monty Panesar.

    Attempting a slog over the mid-wicket boundary, the Queenslander saw his stumps rattled when beaten in flight by Panesar's looping delivery.

    With scores of 0, 64, 0, 102 not out and 1 Gilchrist has enjoyed a hit and miss series this summer, but he hit out spectacularly today, belting seven fours in a typically belligerent knock.

    It took a poor umpiring decision to finally remove him from the crease, umpire Billy Bowden adjudging him caught behind when replays showed he clearly missed the ball.

    Anderson was the best of the bowlers for England this morning, taking his innings figures to 3 for 75, while Panesar's wicket gave him 1 for 81.

    Source: ABC
  • KAYTEE
    KAYTEE

    Ozzie,

    O.K. O.K. you was lucky this 5 times, wait till we play you at football.

    KT

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost
    wait till we play you at football

    Hang on, we did! The game was played at Upston Park (West Ham's ground) a couple of years or so back - we won!

  • nelly136
    nelly136

    boys n their toys sigh.

    You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.
    Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.
    When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.
    Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
    When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in.
    There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.
    When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.

    so whats in the pot of ashes?

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    It's all immaterial, eh?

  • Dansk
    Dansk

    I'm stumped for words

    Ian

  • Gill
    Gill

    Yes, well.......

    When I saw the title of your thread, I thought the WTBTS had been disbanded in the UK! Fat chance! Bit like England beating Australia, really.

    So....as for the cricket.....what can one say?

  • heretic
    heretic

    I read the title of this thread and knew exactly what it was about,

    especially cos i know Ozzie and his cheeky grin. Its cruel I know

    Five Nil Baby

    Hit the showers.

    Fat chance! Bit like England beating Australia, really.

    wheres your ticka? they need the belief of their fans, dont write em off.

  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff

    I am a fairly avid sports fan in the US. I read that article and just said 'huh?' I didn't get a word of it. I must 'bone up' on cricket I 'spose.

    Jeff

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Jeff:

    It's a bit like that World Series that the rest of the world doesn't understand, eh?

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