I Phoned Johnny Depp

OUTLAW

I phoned Johnny Depp and asked him if he would like to come up to the Ranch..He declined..I told him he could ride the "Snow Thrower"!..He still said no.(The man has a will of Iron!..LOL!!)..I told him if he did`nt come to the Ranch,there wouldn`t be a Jehovah`s Witness on this planet,that would clean his windows.He said that was alright with him..So I said,well if you don`t want to come here,can I come to France and ride your "Snow Thrower"..He said no..The guy is totally unreasonable to deal with!..(LOL!!)..I did find out one thing though..He is considering playing "Freddy Mercury" of the Rock Band "Queen" in an up coming Biography movie..I hope he takes the part..He would make an awsome Freddy Mercury...OUTLAW

candidlynuts

next time you talk to him, find out if he likes lil fat grandmas his own age? LOL

hook a sistah up outlaw!!

Confession

Dude, are you completely serious?

Jourles

Dude, are you completely serious?

This is Outlaw talking afterall....

jayhawk1

Mr Depp will have a hard time getting that overbite right.

OUTLAW

Johnny Depp is seriously considering playing Freddy Mercury.He considers himself a musician first....Most people think of him as an actor and Champion Hula Dancer(LOL!!)..Now they would see another side to him.This would be a great part for him!...OUTLAW

Stephanus

I thought when you rang him, you would have asked him why all his pirate movies are rated "Aarrrrhhhh!".

juni

Mr Depp will have a hard time getting that overbite right. / says Jayhawk.

OUTLAW you goof! I believe you.

And as far as them giving him an overbite - have you seen Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?? They gave him perfect teeth for that part. They can do anything cosmetically.

He'll be a perfect fit for the part - avant garde - both Freddy Mercury and Johnny Depp.

If someone doesn't know who Freddy Mercury is, Google - YouTube.com and enter "Queen". Then you can watch Mercury perform.

zagor

LOL too funny

Thanks for a good start of the for me

SWALKER

Can I get his phone number?

Swalker

I Phoned Johnny Depp

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