I Phoned Johnny Depp

by OUTLAW 14 Replies latest social humour

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Johnny called me a little earlier and asked when he could get hold of a snow thrower, because he didn't have one. I wondered why he should ask, and now I guess I know...

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Swalker..I`m afraid you can`t have his number.He dosen`t even want me to have it..LOL!!.....Little Toe..Is there snow in France?.....Hollywood should be able to make Johnny Depp up pretty good..An over bite should be no problem..I`m wondering if he`ll be able to sing with his own voice in the movie..Freddy Mercury had a good vocal range and a powerfull voice...OUTLAW

  • ButtLight
    ButtLight

    Is your snow thrower a two seater?

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Buttlight..No,it`s not a 2 seater,but I have no problem with a pretty lady sitting on my lap..LOL!!...OUTLAW

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus
    Buttlight..No,it`s not a 2 seater,but I have no problem with a pretty lady sitting on my lap..LOL!!...

    Just don't sit on the "business end"!

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