Food.............whenever the homeowner served a dinner before bookstudy, they came out of the woodwork.
Name better ways to attract new people at the Kingdom Hall?
by JH 31 Replies latest jw friends
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streets76
Speaking of burning down the Kingdom Hall... http://mysite.verizon.net/sgswain/
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Apostate Kate
Turn them all into indoor swapmeets with organic farmers markets in the parking lot.
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Satanus
People could bring their own wieners and beer to the hall burns
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purplesofa
for those KH's way up north get OUTLAW to give free rides on his snowthrower.
For those in Wisconsin or where everButtLight is........she can hand out beer at the entrance.
I could offer a nice purplesofa for everyone to get comfy on.
Raffle off tickets to go onacruse.
Promise not to stand on their LittleToe and make them go candidlynuts.
Let all the apostahunks and apostababes seat the new ones.
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Irreverent
oral sex and drugs.
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MsMcDucket
Let the women have more to do in service, and let them wear pants, and stop the shunning, and take away the blood ban, and get a better bible and use it, take away the watchtower reviews. . .OH yeah! Better music!
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MsMcDucket
Burning down the KIngdom Hall would improve attendance,but only once..LOL!!..
Now, that would be a hate crime!
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rolling rock
Sing better songs...
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JWdaughter
A coffee stand at the back would be helpful-people like it AND it would keep them awake. For real.
Shorter meetings, less of them.
Real sermons about Christ and how to be a Christian like HIM, and less about the convoluted rules and chronologies to justify their strange beliefs.
Less strange beliefs and more simle christian values.
End field service(as a requirment to be considered a real JW) and encourage joy-that attracts more people than field service anyway.