Outy, Bebu and Clam,
Thank you for your kind thoughts. Clam, loved the joke!
Ian
TIME FOR ANOTHER LAUGH!
by Dansk 32 Replies latest social humour
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AllAlongTheWatchtower
http://www.theperfectjoke.com/
The above link is for a single joke with 3 possible answers, it's been around a while so some of you may already know about it, sorry if it's old news, but it will be hilarious to those who haven't heard it yet.
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Tyrone van leyen
Hey Clam if you had a 9 inch cock sticking out your forehead how far could you see?
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Tyrone van leyen
Knowhere, you'd have two balls hanging in front of your eyes.
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Dansk
I'll answer that one. Not very far at all as you'd have two enormous testacles dangling in front of your eyes!
Ian
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Tyrone van leyen
Ok I won't tell anymore of those. How about " A mushroom walks into the bar and say's to the bartender I want a beer. The bartender says I'm sorry we don't serve your kind around here! The waiter says ah come on man give the mushroom a bear he's a fun guy! Oh, never mind.
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Clam
Sam had been a soldier at war for more than three years,
during which he had been in many battles and won many
decorations. He was finally discharged from service and
returned home to a wife and son whom he hadn't seen in almost
four years.
As he was walking up the path to his house, his young son
spotted him and yelled, "Mommy, Mommy, here comes Daddy, and
he's got a purple heart on!" to which the mother replied, "I
don't give a damn what color it is! Let him in, and you go
play at the Joneses' for a couple hours." -
Tyrone van leyen
Ok Ok, How do you get Rita Macneil into a bathing suit! "Take the F out Way " Wha da ya mean? There's No EFFIN WAY! OK OK, that wasn't funny, that's bad. I'll try something else.
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Tyrone van leyen
That reminds me "how did hitler tie his shoes?" In little nazis. Well can you do any better?
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Tyrone van leyen
Wait a minute " how do you make a cat sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and throw a macth. Whooof!
How about making a dog sound like a cat? Freeze him and them run him through a band saw.Neeeow
Ok, that was bad . I admit it!