What's orange and red and lies in the dicth? A wounded cheesy. Come on you guys! I'm dieng here!
TIME FOR ANOTHER LAUGH!
by Dansk 32 Replies latest social humour
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Tyrone van leyen
What kind of jokes would expect from a wounded xjw. I died years ago anyhow!
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Tyrone van leyen
Okay if that the way you want it, What's the defintion of gross? Eating a bowl of cereal and then finding your sisters scab collection missing. And if that's not bad enough....... Whats the definition of disgusting? Dracula having his mornig glass of blood and finding a used tapon at the bottom of the glass. Come on if you can take Borat you can take that!
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Tyrone van leyen
I give up, I need some joke sleep!
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Vivamus
Loved the mummy joke and the speaking dog.
Hated the cat on from Tyrone, seriously disgusts me. How can anyone laugh at that.
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Dansk
Hey Viv,
Great to see you posting again. Give my love to your mum. She's a very special lady!
Ian
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Vivamus
Hi Dansk i will do so.
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MsMcDucket
After seeing a woman that was around eight months pregnant, a little boy asked his mother "How her stomach get so big?". The mother told the little boy that the woman had been eating watermelon seeds. The next day he and his mommy are taking the bus into the city. The little boy sees this woman again and he says "Oooooh I know what you've been doing!".
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bubble
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says 'why the long face?'
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Tyrone van leyen
One thing I can't stand is a heckler, sorry we don't all have a self riteous sense attitude like you. Knock knock! who's there? Vivamus. Vivamus who? Vivamus have the driest sense of humour in the world.