of course, we all know that we are truly free and independant agents the first time something falls in the toilet, and you can't call Mommy to come fish it out...
HB
50 ways to.........
by ButtLight 32 Replies latest jw friends
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BrentR
All of the cell phone accidents are because of me. I use telepathic/psychic energy to destroy as many of them as possible. Cell phones bug and annoy the living crap out of me. When someone calls me on one I hang up because I can't understand them. Everyday I get stuck behind someone in thier car that is focused more on flapping thier pie holes then thier driving. Everybody thinks that I need to hear thier conversations so I know what a pathetic life they have. BTW, those stupid ass ringtones are not cute and they annoy the hell out of just about everyone else. If you have a ringtone programmed make sure you have the volume up high enough that you can hear your obnoxious phone 3-5 miles away. We would not want you to miss your 87th call of the day now would we!
Maybe someday I post what I really think of cell phones.
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ButtLight
ButtLightt------------ RFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks, dude.
Your welcome, but, umm, Im not a dude! LOL
It looks like you need to pay that small $2-4 fee each month for insurance on your phone
I was paying 6 bucks a month, and took it off all 4 of our phones last month!
When your cell phone was in the toilet, I would have taken your home phone and would have tried to make the cell phone ring.... ....who knows, maybe bubbles would have came out of it.....
LMAO, kinda like a cell fart?
me thinks she should stop talking on the phone while shes taking a dump
If that were the case, I would have called my mommy to come fetch it!!! (and she would too)
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BlackSwan of Memphis
How about chocolate milk?
My phone was sitting on an end table a couple of weeks ago, and next to it was a glass of white milk and a glass of chocolate milk.
Well, one of the two mad scientists in the home poured the large glass of chocolate milk in with the small glass of white milk and zap went then screen. Only the screen as it was lying in the milk, but the phone itself still works.
Now, the worst part is, i have some awesome pics of the kids still in there that I desperately want to upload. So....if anyone has any helpful ideas/hints, I would be eternally grateful!!!!!
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ButtLight
Go to Imageshack.com, upload them, click on it to make it big, and right click and copy! Then click on the paste button up top of here, should work!
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BlackSwan of Memphis
Ok wait a second...
a) I don't have internet on it yet. I have to get the internet.
b) Once I do, (I have sprint), how am I going to upload without being able to see the screen?
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ButtLight
Opps, sorry, I misread you comment. Hmm, cant help ya then lmao. Im sure you have to have internet first, but I would think they would still upload when plugged in, not sure though. Big help hey?
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whyamihere
Blackswan.....don't listen to Buttlight, she has no clue....
I once lost my cell phone at Target. That was a mistake I paid for. I called my phone, this guy answered - we both agreed to meet at Target, so I could retrieve my cell. I planned on tipping him a $20 after receiving it. Anyway, he kept calling me asking me out. I had to change my number after the many calls. He must have gone through my personal info and wrote down the number. Side note, never have a pic of your a$$ as a screen saver, gives someone the wrong idea...lol
Brooke
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JH
When your cell phone was in the toilet, I would have taken your home phone and would have tried to make the cell phone ring.... ....who knows, maybe bubbles would have came out of it.....
LMAO, kinda like a cell fart?If I recall well, you set your phone to vibrate. Like that it wouldn't make bubbles, but it would make waves.....
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BlackSwan of Memphis
Blackswan.....don't listen to Buttlight, she has no clue....
neither do I, looks like I'm in good company
I once lost my cell phone at Target. That was a mistake I paid for. I called my phone, this guy answered - we both agreed to meet at Target, so I could retrieve my cell. I planned on tipping him a $20 after receiving it. Anyway, he kept calling me asking me out. I had to change my number after the many calls. He must have gone through my personal info and wrote down the number. Side note, never have a pic of your a$$ as a screen saver, gives someone the wrong idea...lol
lmao very funny Brooke!