Floating Corpses will Point North says Golden Age Doctor

by VM44 35 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  anakolouthos

  This thread is hilarious, it must be bumped! They don't make our spiritual food like they used to!
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  VM44

  bttt.

  The Awake! today doesn't print articles as entertaining as The Golden Age did!

  Who would like to have "Dr." Mae Work as your doctor?

  A quack doctor if there ever was one.
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  hubert

  Dr. Mae J. Work

  Am I to assume that her middle name is "Just"?

  That's hillarious, Stealth !

  Hubert
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  Quandry

  VM,

  The Awake! today doesn't print articles as entertaining as The Golden Age did!

  I wish we could send in a "question from readers" and ask if this is still "present truth?"
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  Finally-Free

  So, let's test this theory. If I recall correctly, opposite polarities attract while like polarities repel. This would mean all heads are of like polarities. They should be willing to allow us to headbutt them. If the watchtower's theory is correct we shouldn't be able to make contact, so they have no reason to fear any pain.

  W
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  cameo-d

  How will the wobble and the predicted pole shift affect this reasoning?

  Will there be new light?
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  loosie

  Grissom: "So, have we determined a cause of death?"

  "Yes sir. It seems his girlfriend forgot the way home, didn't have a flashlight to find the moss on the trees, and decided to kill him and throw him in the pool out back to see which way his head would point."

  Grissom: "Ah. Have you tested the theory?"

  LMAO
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  FlyingHighNow

  Dead people make great compasses. Do animals point north as well?
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  hillbilly

  I will keep that in mind next time I need to navigate a body of water with a dead person. I thought knowing how to tell time by ones shadow was a talent.... trumped now.

  Hill
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  FlyingHighNow

  I saw a documentary about Siberian prisoners who escape and take a long a person to kill and eat along the way. Guess the Siberian forrests don't have enough bunnies and berries. Anyhow, I am thinking that they should hold onto the head and use it for a compass if they pass a body of water or deep enough creek. Yikes.