This thread is hilarious, it must be bumped! They don't make our spiritual food like they used to!
Floating Corpses will Point North says Golden Age Doctor
by VM44 35 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Finally-Free
So, let's test this theory. If I recall correctly, opposite polarities attract while like polarities repel. This would mean all heads are of like polarities. They should be willing to allow us to headbutt them. If the watchtower's theory is correct we shouldn't be able to make contact, so they have no reason to fear any pain.
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loosie
Grissom: "So, have we determined a cause of death?"
"Yes sir. It seems his girlfriend forgot the way home, didn't have a flashlight to find the moss on the trees, and decided to kill him and throw him in the pool out back to see which way his head would point."
Grissom: "Ah. Have you tested the theory?"
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FlyingHighNow
I saw a documentary about Siberian prisoners who escape and take a long a person to kill and eat along the way. Guess the Siberian forrests don't have enough bunnies and berries. Anyhow, I am thinking that they should hold onto the head and use it for a compass if they pass a body of water or deep enough creek. Yikes.