Something is in the basement...

by frozen one 24 Replies latest jw friends

  • AllAlongTheWatchtower
    AllAlongTheWatchtower

    Heh...the thing about shooting a hole in the floor reminds me of when I used to do security work...cars were vanishing from a new car lot, so my company was hired to investigate...we planted a guy with a shotgun in the back of a brandnew van, the thieves happened to pick that van to break into, and scared the sh*t out of him because he was on the verge of dozing off...to make a long story short, the brand new van ended up with a hole in the roof, the thieves ran like hell, and my company lost the contract for that car lot.

  • Stealth453
    Stealth453

    It is now...it wasn't then. I stood there making noises only dogs and dolphins could hear.

  • Stealth453
    Stealth453

    But the van now came equiped with a sunroof.

  • crazyblondeb
    crazyblondeb

    It was a demon!!

  • truthsearcher
    truthsearcher

    Your stories are so funny, lol!

    It has been cold here so I don't fault the bird for getting in. I have a heated bird bath that gets heaps of visits. A couple of neighborhood stray cats have been enjoying the heated cat shelter out back during this cold snap. Those two have been trying to sneak into the house but I don't think my cats would appreciate it much if they made it in.

    A heated bird bath? Is that like a hot tub for birds? A heated cat shelter? Sounds like a feline sauna. No wonder you are having stray visitors: the word has gotten around the animal kingdom that you are the place to go for some tropical R&R (sort of like when the Canadians go to Florida for the winter).

    TS (who also screams when birds and bats fly around the house)

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