That would make him part of the "John Class". LOL ... It could only have been made by someone named "Running" man. Rub a Dub
The Heavenly Toilet
by drew sagan 22 Replies latest watchtower bible
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Borgia
To be fair, that WT - argument does not hold any water.....When Jehovah visited Abraham, he not only got his feet washed but also ate bread, a bull, etc....and then the guys went up to heaven again...........NOOOOOOO I got it........the angels went to Sodom and destroyed the city with fire......
It must have been very spicy food that gave them such winds.....what a c(r)ook that Abraham was.....
Cheers
Borgia
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ButtLight
There must be heavenly toilets, if not, the rain would be yellow, and the snow would be brown!
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Finally-Free
1 Kings 18:27
27 And it came about at noon that E·li´jah began to mock them and say: “Call at the top of YOUR voice, for he is a god; for he must be concerned with a matter, and he has excrement and has to go to the privy. Or maybe he is asleep and ought to wake up!”
Elijah evidently believed there were toilets in heaven.
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Narkissos
FF: it is in the footnote of the Watchtower, see Atlantis' scan above.
So far nobody tackled the real argument, how does a humanbody exist in "heaven"?
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ButtLight
So far nobody tackled the real argument, how does a humanbody exist in "heaven"?
Wings, silly!
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ButtLight
This must be Jesus "private" toilet
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ButtLight
144,000 public toilets
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RunningMan
The above picture is where Bethelites go when they die.
