The Dreaded youth book!!!

by avishai 43 Replies latest jw friends

  • Low-Key Lysmith
    Low-Key Lysmith

    Spicy food be damned!!! At that age a stiff wind made me horny. The Crack Of Dawn had to watch it's back around me in those days.........well...not much has changed really.

  • carla
    carla

    Ha, Remember how it said that spicy foods would make you horny?---are you kidding???!! Anybody have the quote? I need this to add to the learn about sex from bovines quote.

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    Worse yet.. I studied in the Youth book with my kids!!! I hate I passed on that trauma!!

  • kittyeatzjdubs
    kittyeatzjdubs
    Ha, Remember how it said that spicy foods would make you horny?

    No way!

    Someone needs to post a scan of this crap.

    ~luv, jojo

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet
    The paradise book scared the crap outta me as a kid too!!

    Wuss! hehe - I think thats where my love of violent horror movies originates. There's nothing so scary that they can make on film as fiction as the stories I was weaned on. My parents and the dubs did that. It didnt say spicey foods - I thought it said certain rich foods at night. I spent my whole youth wondering what those rich foods were and experimenting to find out. I'm still not convinced certain foods genuinely make me hornier than others though. Mia - sorry you missed out at Cardiff! I thought all the DCs did the same. So is you bro still dfed- is he on the board?

  • Kudra
    Kudra

    Spicy foods and beans give you wild and crazy dreams...

    Never noticed any other effect, though...

    ;)

    -K

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    spicey foods and beans just make me fart a lot.

    you have been warned.

  • Low-Key Lysmith
    Low-Key Lysmith

    Whatever.

    Girls don't fart. The female bumhole is purely for decoration.

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    I detested the girly pink Great Teacher book more than YY, but YY was a close second. I didn't get enough of YPA to hate it as much as those two books.

    YY really screwed me up when it came to sex. There were no diagrams, so I figured that the male was just supposed to put his manbeef between the girl's legs like in a standing position without actually putting it "inside" her. I remember when I saw my first porno movie and saw how it was actually done. I thought, "is that the way it works, or is that the wrong way? Ewwww! It actually goes inside?"

    My mother read the masturbation / homosexuality chapter with me many times. She was always scared that I was turning gay.

    She also got a "mature" teenage brother to study that damn book with me. I now feel sorry for the poor guy. I remember him telling me "not even one rub".

  • truthsetsonefree
    truthsetsonefree

    What I dread is that I struggled to follow it. Bending my brain around its rules and regs and trying to reconcile them with the other rules and regs in the WT/Awake and other drivel they published.

    tsof

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