The Big Lebowski.........Goon: What the f is this? [Picks up a bowling ball hesitatingly.] The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer. The Big Lebowski.........Goon: Where's the money, Lebowski? [Shoves the Dude's head down the toilet then pulls him back up.] Goon: Where's the money, Lebowski? The Dude: It's down there somewhere, let me have another look. The Big Lebowski..........[Maude shows the porn video starring Bunny to the Dude] Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video] You must be here to fix the cable. Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here. The Dude: He fixes the cable? Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey. Multiplicity........Laura: "Honey, that's great. So it's like a promotion?" Doug: "Yeah. Yeah." Laura: "It's not great." Doug: "Well, guess who's gonna do all the work that I was doing?" Laura: "You're gonna do all those jobs? Are they gonna give you more money?" Doug: "Ah, I think it's really more of a prestige thing, hon. Uh, yeah, that's probably it. They're prabably gonna give me, you know, a plaque or a certificate or something for just being so great." Army of Darkness.........Ash(Trapped in the 1300's): Yeah! [after shooting King Arthur's sword in half] Ash: Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! This is a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $199.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?!
