Make your own meeting / field service schedual

Sunday: Meeting from 9am to 11am then book study from 11 to 12 noon that same day.

Wednesday: Meeting from 6h30pm to 8h15pm and field service up to 9pm driving back home.

Thats it !!!

I get the rest of the week for myself.

My meeting/field service schedule: That's it! I get the rest of the week to myself!

Sorry JH. I like Zico's schedule better.

But it has to be a 5 meeting schedual and a bit of field service

You want eternal life now don't you?

How about never and never.

I get my life back!

BFD

You want eternal life now don't you?

I'm not sure. Do we still have to stick to the schedule in 'Paradise' ?

Do we still have to stick to the schedule in 'Paradise' ?

Yes, but make sure you find time to clean up the earth too.

But it has to be a 5 meeting schedual and a bit of field service

OK, if you insist:

Sunday Talk: 9:01am - 9:02am

Craptower Study: 9:02am - 9:03am

Bookstudy: 9:03am - 9:04am

Theocratic Ministry School: 9:04am - 9:05am

Kingdom Service Meeting: 9:05am - 9:06am

Service: 2 hours of um, 'incidental' witnessing and I'd like you to prove that I didn't.

Sunday - drive by from 10am-12pm picket the hall with child abuse signs, etc.

Tuesday - one hour book study of CoC, and any other book of your choice.

Thursday 7:30pm-9pm - put ''informative'' flyers on all the cars windshields at the KH. then go for coffee

Saturday - have a BBQ apostafest

How about this approach...

Sunday 9:30 a.m. - bring a case of beer and a quart of Old Grandad to the meeting (enough to share), and sit in the front row.

Sunday 9:35 a.m. - add to the opening prayer, "and we thank you for the beer and bourbon we will now share."

Sunday 9:36 a.m. - crack a beer and pass the case to the next row.

Sunday 9:37 a.m. - take a slug off the jug and pass the jug to the next row.

No meetings or field circus schedules after this...

So much easier! Eh?