Eurovision Song Contest

by Crumpet 51 Replies latest social entertainment

  • Gill
    Gill

    Pubsinger - For one moment I thought you were a 'Scpoop' supporter!

    Glad to hear you're a man of more refined tastes!

    I must admit to being slightly embarrassed at the winner. We decided that we had had such an influx of Polish and fellow European workers into this country recently that they had all banded together and decided to mass vote for 'Scpoop' just to sabotage the UK's chances in the Eurovision! Scarily possible if you think about it!!!!

  • Pubsinger
    Pubsinger

    Gill.

    You know what? YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!!!!!

    It's a national scandal. Forget benefit fraud and the "British Association of Polish Plumbers" it's a devious plot to wreck our Eurovision chances.

    I'll raise it with my MP and we'll be out of the EU before the end of the week.

    Well spotted

  • Gill
    Gill

    Pubsinger - I'm glad you agree!

    'bout time we left the EU anyway!!!!!

    We have far too many unemployed young men in this country out scratching their arses and committing knife and gun crime cos they're not exhausted enough from a good hard days work!

    If we left the EU and forced these young men into work, we may well see the crime rate fall, and that's just for starters.

    It's all just a vicious EU trick to embarrass the UK. 'Your workers won't work' and 'Your Singers can't sing'. Next thing you know, Germany will be invading Poland and this time, we won't be up to the challenge!!

  • GermanXJW
  • GermanXJW
  • Pubsinger
    Pubsinger

    Could you translate those lyrics for us German XJW

    Do they go something like.

    "I know that this is a terrible song. And my hat is in very bad taste. But at least I don't look like those Brits coming next. Thank God for Polish plumbers."

  • Gill
    Gill

    GermanXJW - Very classy act by Germany.

    Actually, when you compare the British entry, you can understand why Britain is considered the 'dirty old man' or 'slag heap' of Europe.

    The British act, was full of double entendre and crude ones at that and I begin to understand and be even more embarrassed at how the Euopeans view the people of the UK. Very, very cheap! I blush doubley at being British.

    As a small aside, there was an item on the news on the horrific sex traffic trade that's main destination is the United Kingdom.

    No wonder the Europeans feel we are 'Bonkers!' The highest teen pregnancy rate almost in the world, soaring STD statistics. The prime destination for sex slavery and we go and put a ridiculous, embarrassing, cheap sexual innuendo act on like 'Scooch' to represent us' OMG!!!!!!!

    No wonder so many British are fleeing the country every year to live abroad!!

  • Pubsinger
    Pubsinger
    GermanXJW - Very classy act by Germany.

    Gill are you smoking something!!??

  • Gill
    Gill

    Pubsinger - I'm on my fifth cup of coffee, been up since 5.30 a.m and trying to do three jobs at once whilst 'causing trouble on the internet!' as my kids call my time here on JWD!!!

    I watched the UK entry again () then I watched the German entry. I DECIDED that the German act was 'classy' and stand by my decision. However, most other entrys to the Eurovision will also be considered 'classy' compared to the Uk plain nasty chav piece!

    Next year we should ban all non UK passport holders, chavs and drunks from voting for the Eurovision entry!!

    I would also like to point out, Pubsinger.....that 'classy' does NOT mean 'the winner', 'brilliant' or any other terms of 'endearment!' But, just a Billion times better than the UK entry!!!!!

  • Sad emo
    Sad emo

    If Israel's entry is 'Push the Button', I could see that one winning.

    Pub - stop scratching your arse and do some work!!

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