Anyone seen a Memorial talk outline?

by undercover 32 Replies latest jw friends

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    Oh this talk is very special!

  • Cellist
    Cellist

    That was funny, Crumpet.

    Cellist

  • NewYork44M
    NewYork44M

    The talk goes something like this:

    We are passing this bread and wine around to give you a chance to partake. But, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES take anythihing.

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet
    That was funny, Crumpet.

    Cellist

    Thanks Cellist! Well I was thinking if I have time I might just rewrite the bible for a modern audience - put my own interpretations on the whole lot - after all the WBTS did!

  • Tara
    Tara

    Crumpet,

    LOL. LOL. LOL. Too funny.

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    Thanks Tara and may I welcome anyone to the board who is going to compliment my posts in their first 5 posts! LOL!

    Nice to have you here!

  • geevee
    geevee

    The outline from last year was the same as every other year to about 1997/8. Same old hash served up by someone trying to put their stamp on it...kinda like the National Anthem sung at the Football with a different singer each year.
    You would hope for the poor people who have to attend that they might give them a new one!

  • Masterji
    Masterji

    The Memorial talk outline is almost identical to the one last year.

    There are two new lines.

    "How does a Christian know whether he has the heavenly hope and is thus in the new covenant?

    God's spirit gives those of the "little flock" personal assurance that they have heavenly hope. [Read Romans 8:16, 17]

    M

  • AlphaOmega
    AlphaOmega

    I found it here...

    http://upload2.net/page/download/r5ObjKvUfENn2l3/Memorial+Outline+2.pdf.html

    I'm not sure how accurate it is (or even if it's genuine) but it does tie in with the comments above

  • lilybird
    lilybird

    Crumpet.. your version of the talk was hilarious.. but really, as far as I am concerned the whole bible version is that ridiculous.. amazing how many people buy into the whole story

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