If you were to ask a JW these questions what would they say?

by TooBad TooSad 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mary
    Mary
    Who do think is going to be destroyed at Armageddon?

    Official Answer: Only Jehovah God and Jesus can judge.

    Reality Answer: Everyone except baptized Jehovah's Witnesses. If Jehovah happens to be in a good mood that day, people with mental illnesses might be spared. Other than that, everyone else is toast.

    When do you think Armageddon is really coming?

    Official Answer: All indications from bible prophecy clearly show that we are deep into the Last Days and Armageddon is imminent.

    Reality Answer: It better *$%#@ come soon. I didn't pay into my company pension thanks to some bonehead advice by an elder, and I don't have a pot to piss in, or a window to fire it out of.

  • zack
    zack

    Why is Armageddon LITERAL, yet Revelation is symbolic? How do you cherry pick what you want to be literal? (Is what I would ask a JW)

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