WOULD JESUS POST ON JWD? (page 3)

stevenyc

I think Jesus would be too busy trying to excize the demonz in the 'talking' computer to engage in JWD discution.

steve

5go

I quess if there were computers with internet access in mexico and he could read and write in engilsh he would. Though I think he would be to busy figuring out a way to get to the US to bother.

Leolaia

Hmm, at least I thought it was funny. :/

slimboyfat

Leolaia. Wish I could see the rest of Jehovah's post(s) though.

hillary_step

WOULD JESUS POST ON JWD?

There is a poster who regularly contributes to this Board who claims to be Jesus. JCanon.

He is actually a lovable loonie and quite harmless, a little like the original Jesus but with fishnet tights and bows in his hair. He is a transvestite and was living in a dumpster when he received his Messianic epithany. Of course as would be expected, his first stop was JWD.

This place is better than late-night television sometimes.

HS

nvrgnbk

I loved it, leo.

I must have been out of posts and didn't compliment you only for that reason.

exwitless

I think the next question would have to be

WWJP

(what would Jesus post?)

Leolaia

It's kinda better in a fill-in-the-gaps sort of way, e.g. "2nd coming news .... misplaced the Last Tr[umpet] ... search in fifth heaven", fill in the gaps with your imagination and you have the answer as to why Armageddon hasn't come yet.

JCanon cracks me up because he posts 99% minutiae about chronology that I guess comprises his "gospel" whereas Jesus cared about the poor, the hungry, those rejected by society. You'd think with JCanon's background he'd at least give token concern for these issues, but no.... his Christ is mainly interested in double-dating of VAT 2348597234943, how many years Artaxerxes XIXIXX reigned, and what stars were in a certain constellation at an eclipse OVER TWO THOUSAND YEARS AGO.

Highlander

He already does!

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/members/J/13.ashx

WOULD JESUS POST ON JWD?

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