WOULD JESUS POST ON JWD?

by nvrgnbk 56 Replies latest jw friends

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  franzy

  well hs, if you say i'm ignorant, then it surely is a fact.
  and i'm glad that you chose not to explain whatever it was...
  as this would only highlight my inability to comprehend deep
  things.
  
  yawn
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  LittleToe

  ~munches popcorn~
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  nvrgnbk

  If you want to start Dumpster Village with JCanon, good for you.

  The funniest thing I've read in weeks!

  of course I do nvr

  Good to see you, ninja!

  ~munches popcorn~

  LT says these poor fools are all goin' to hell. LOL!
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  hillary_step

  frenzy,

  well hs, if you say i'm ignorant, then it surely is a fact.

  Well, you cannot be faulted for being a quick learner.

  and i'm glad that you chose not to explain whatever it was...
  as this would only highlight my inability to comprehend deep
  things.

  Strange formatting that you are using. Hero worship?
  
  

  yawn

  As I said, you are tired, go back to sleep. HS
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  JCanon

  Thanks Journey-on!

  Cut JCanon some slack, please. I think he has a Beautiful Mind. And for sure what he's concentrating on now is better for him than before if what you say is true. For some reason, I feel admiration and compassion for him, but, I don't know much about his past...just what I've read recently.

  You still haven't lost your "human touch" which these boards tend to kill off rather quickly. Some of the folks have a good sense of humor. But be warned anyone who in the very least considers me anything but a schizophrenic nut scares the hell out 'em! You see, as long as they see a consensus out there that anybody who believes the Bible is responsible and sane and most importantly, in the MAJORITY, then they can go back to sleep. Nothing new on the hornizon. When someone comes in with a fresh look and open mind and even looks in my direction they get nervous. Somehow, it's not just a matter of not believing but being so correct that believing the Bible is only for crazy people. Once someone fresh comes along and says, "Hey, that sort of makes sense to me, too!" that totally freaks them out. So enjoy the board and welcome. I'm in total control here, though I pretend not to be. And don't let the resident "divas" here bother you. They are tough on the outside but marshallow centers all the way. Since you're new to the boards, for some reason the XJW boards are primarily Freemasonry offshoots of the WTS, IMHO. That means there are resident "watchers" that have an assignment to do nothing more than shoot down any interest in the Bible or the Bible being a book of truth. But those are easy to spot. I enjoy them but get a bit perturbed when they don't bother reading everything I post and then misrepresent it to others, take aim and then try to shoot it down. I believe you should hear ALL sides. Just don't let them talk you out of double-checking everything, not just what I say, but what they claim as well. Most here are pretty good about giving references. Enjoy the board!!! And welcome. JCanon
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  JCanon

  I am getting a little tired of you instructing me as to how I should post. For your information, as you have been posting on this Board for a short while, all that I wrote about JCanon is quite true.

  No it's not! I've never had bows in my hair. Paleeze! Isn't it bad enough I've been in drag without bows in my hair? Also you called me a "schizophrenic" which you can't confirm either and which isn't true.

  Basically think you're pretty "funny" and "harmless" also -- in fact, I laugh just thinking about you. But just to keep the record straight. Anybody who calls me schizphrenic has my permission to give you as many posting instructions as they want. Now JO is new here, let's be nice. I'm sure he doesn't want to see you and Leolaia lose a Diva contest, now would he? (just kidding!)

  JCanon
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  JCanon

  Journey-On: Nope. I don't think he would post. I think he would be like Franz and just lay low. However, he'd sign on and probably pm some folks privately.

  Actually, the truth of the matter is, indeed Christ would post on these boards because they are indirect communication and the Bible actually prophesies it would occur in the last days:

  LUKE 13: "... 25 when once the householder has got up and locked the door, and YOU start to stand outside and to knock at the door, saying, ‘Sir, open to us.’ But in answer he will say to YOU , ‘I do not know where YOU are from.’ 26 Then YOU will start saying, ‘We ate and drank in front of you, and you taught in our broad ways.’ 27 But he will speak and say to YOU , ‘I do not know where YOU are from. Get away from me, all YOU workers of unrighteousness!’

  Okay. Here is Jesus Christ at the second coming. Remember how Revelation says he arrives and strikes the nations with the "LONG sword of his mouth"? How does he do that, when the Bible elsewhere shows he would not appear in public except for a brief flash, like "lightening"?

  Well the modern fulfillments of those things are quite interesting and surprising. Thus when the Bible says his appearance will be like lightening it is talking about his public, visible appearance in the flesh. It is like lightening in that many could see him from horizon to horizon in one particular area, but also like lightening for only a short time. That can be fulfilled easily in the modern age by a cameo national television appearance. That would afford millions to see him from coast to coast but at a specific given and very short period of time. If you were not tuned in at the right time and station, you could miss it.

  Likewise, therefore, if he does not come into the public view beyond this, nor do his followers acknowledge him publicly, saying, "Here he is!" or anything, then one wonders how on earth is it that this messiah preaches in the "broadways" of the apostates, who later want to get into the kingdom. Apparently they know him personally, right? This is the meaning of his appearing "in the clouds". That means he is present, you are aware of him, but it is still an indirect appearance. This is accomplished through the internet. The internet is a very "broad way", quite public for sure, and this is where the teaching takes place.

  So if you were really in tuned on looking for the messiah, and understood this, then one way you could identify him would be to see who is claiming to be the messiah on the apostate JW boards.

  Now the apostates generally reject him as the true messiah, call him schizophrenic or crazy or just wrong, but they apparently like him and find him friendly enough so that when the second great tribulation begins (the first was the Holocaust), they will suddenly recount what he warned about and will suddenly believe him and want to get into the kingdom. And they think by having personally known him, "ate in front of him", i.e. which means spending some of their leisure and casual time with him on the boards, that that will give them an easy ticket into the kingdom and save their necks. But that's not the case. That "new person" who suddenly is interested in the Bible and wanting life is not someone he recognizes from the apostate boards where he preached and tried to get his message across, so he says, "I don't know you! Get away from me! you workers or lawlessness!"

  So, in fact, it turns out the apostate JW boards would likely be the only place to actuall have access to the messiah, since he does not appear in public in any other direct way.

  But isn't that fascinating! The messiah must arrive and preach and teach and bash the world with the accurate knowledge, yet still be "in the clouds" and no public appearance! How? Through the net!

  LONG SWORD TRIVIA: By the way, ever wonder why the Bible doesn't just say Christ comes and strikes the nations with the sword of his mouth, instead of the "long" sword of his mouth? The sword represents his teachings which cut in two the false Freemasonry inspired pseudo-intelligencia propaganda spewed forth by Satan's agents to try and drown the anointed (Rev. 12:15). But why a "long" sword? That indicates, quite simply many words. Thus interestingly, this particular messiah isn't short-winded at all, but in addition to the sharp truth, it becomes an added painful strike because of the length of his message. That's what the LOOOOONG sword of his mouth speaks to. A characteristically wordy messiah. It's sort of an inside personal tease in the Bible about his habit of being a bit too wordy.

  So, then, if someone were really and truly a believer in the Bible and got past all that WTS false teaching and then past all the Freemasonry intellectualism of the "watchers" haunting these boards, and it came down say to two possible messiahs that were posting, then you'd be able to tell the true messiah by the length of his posts, they'd be really longer than the TV-minded short posts of most of the others.

  IN SUMMARY: So in summary, would Jesus post at JWD and other JW (apostate) boards? Yes! It's actually prophesied that he'd preach in the "broad ways" of those who though rejecting him at first, would come to him to save their necks once the Armageddon is clearly beginning, and they try to "play the friendship card" by reminding him how they used to spend time together on the boards. So posting on the boards is a requiement to fulfill the letter of prophecy.

  Isn't that amazing!!! ?

  I have to check to see if e-watchman has really long posts or not!!!

  Enjoy your visit to the board. And don't let the resident divas (harmless!) give you any issues. If they bother you too much just let me know!

  :>

  JCanon