Two Elders at the door today; I wonder what they want?

by MinisterAmos 16 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • MinisterAmos
    MinisterAmos

    I partook last night at my new congo and get the two Elder visit today from my former congo. Actually it still might be my current one as Jehovah is in the process of "re-arranging" the Bros. and I'm pretty sure the change is not yet "official". I didn't answer the door and already left orders at the gate that NO freaking JWs are to be admitted under ANY circumstances unless the homeowner specifically requests so.

    Anyone want to guess why they need me?

  • Brother Apostate
    Brother Apostate

    Rejoin or DF- that would be my guess.

    BA

  • JWdaughter
    JWdaughter

    You partook, obviously they want some of your spirit directed wisdom of Jehovah.

  • pallemar
    pallemar

    Yeap, they need new members to the BG :)

  • Honesty
    Honesty
    I partook last night at my new congo

    they want to print your life story in the next edition of ASLEEP!AWAKE!

  • moshe
    moshe

    Do they want to find out , if you have had any new flashes of light from heaven?

  • crazyblondeb
    crazyblondeb

    They wanted to bring you the rest of the bottle of wine!!

  • Carmel
    Carmel

    What some people will do to get a free drink!! hope the cracker was tasty!! carmel

  • A Paduan
    A Paduan

    They're needing a "spirit directed" inquiry to find out how they should treat you

  • yaddayadda
    yaddayadda

    They want to read you 1 Corinthians 11:27

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