Two Elders at the door today; I wonder what they want?

by MinisterAmos 16 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Dismembered
    Dismembered
    I partook last night at my new congo ....

    Perhaps they were interested in what you thought of the taste. Don't be such a 'meanie', they're really nice guys who are concerned for your spiritual welfare. Let them in. They have enough doors slammed in the faces. An annointed one shouldn't do that.

    Dismembered

  • MinisterAmos
    MinisterAmos
    They want to read you 1 Corinthians 11:27

    I'll read 11:28 right back at them or perhaps some Charles Taze Russel from my "Herald" magazines? The issue where he said that all should partake? I suspect that I'd follow that with Matthew 23:27, then Acts 23:3. Ezekiel 13:14 describes the future of the Watchtower. Incidentally, I was asked to stay over for "a moment" after the Pioneer meeting last night. I forgot.

  • crazyblondeb
    crazyblondeb
    I was asked to stay over for "a moment" after the Pioneer meeting last night. I forgot.

    Now you are gonna get the "3" elder visit!!!!!!

  • sir82
    sir82

    If they come back, invite them in and show them the QFR in the May 1 2007 WT, about how heaven's call did not end in 1935 after all.

    Tell them you've had this nagging feeling in the back of your mind for some time now, but finally, thanks to the QFR, you realize you have been anointed.

    What can they say? If they say anything at all, just point them to the line where it says any who partake "are not to be judged".

    If you're feeling really cheeky, you can offer them some "spiritual food" while they are there, now that you are one of the "faithful & discreet slave".

  • MinisterAmos
    MinisterAmos
    you can offer them some "spiritual food" while they are there

    Oh my that's a brilliant idea! It would have to be based on current-light because even the faithful slave is not supposed to get glimpses of new-light before the GB which is comprised of the anointed. I'd hate to get the DF so soon after becoming part of the slave by revealing new-light before the proper time.

    Are (were) we all insane to believe this crap?

  • unique1
    unique1

    They probably think you are getting senile and are concerned. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut
    invite them in and show them the QFR in the May 1 2007 WT, about how heaven's call did not end in 1935 after all.

    Tell them you've had this nagging feeling in the back of your mind for some time now, but finally, thanks to the QFR, you realize you have been anointed.

    What can they say? If they say anything at all, just point them to the line where it says any who partake "are not to be judged".

    Bottle of wine- Eight dollars

    A few plates of unleavened bread- Five dollars

    The opportunity to shove their own words from the QFR in their faces- Priceless.

    I love Sir's comment. Awesome. Since you had the balls to partake, I think you could do this. It might make them go away.

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