“Wassup Lou?”
“Nada Joe. Just stopping in on my way out. Trying to head out early since we’ve been putting in all these hours this week. Glad it’s over and everything is done.”
“So what do you think about everything? Think it’ll work?”
“Depends on what you mean by ‘Work’”.
“Well, we wanted something entertaining…will it do the trick?”
“Oh hell yea. Should be a hoot. Especially the thing about not eating the fruit from that tree, that’s the shit. Everything else tastes like total garbage, all they do is sit and look at it all day every day. It’s even better that they don’t even know they are naked. We’re gonna have to do something about that, the guys around here are already talking about ‘slipping down there and hittin that ass.’”
“Which one?”
“You know how it is Joe, we have all kinds here, some want the girl, some want the guy, some want both.”
“Jeez, like they don’t get enough porn here on the office systems.”
“OK, so what I was wondering, what do we do after they eat the fruit, because you know it’s gonna happen, then you have to kill ‘em because you said you would, and rules are rules, you know. You slack, then the guys think it’s ok because Joe did it.”
“Oh yea, you should know by now I thought of that.”
“Wanna clue me in? I am your partner after all!”
“Look Lou, it’s simple, they eat it, then I act like I’m pissed off, and tell them they’re gonna die, and kick ‘em out of the garden. Then we can watch em try to make it afterwards.”
“OK, but what about the ‘filling the earth’ thing Joe? I mean are there just going to be a zillion white people down there, I mean you can’t just make all different color of anything out of two of the same colors!”
“Look Lou…what’s to say we don’t do this same thing over and over, in different parts of the world. By the time they meet up, nobody will remember anything anyway. The dumbasses can’t even write!”
“Hey, what if we start a bunch of different religions? We could tell each of them a different name for you, then tell them that any other name is evil! And we could make up different rules for each one!”
“Oh yea…that’s a great idea. This could play out even better than I thought! Hey! We could make all of them have like these 10 rules, and then a bunch of other little rules that are totally against anything normal! Like maybe make them not eat for a week and shit!”
“Hell yea. Man I can hardly wait. I think I’ll go on down there and get a good look at the hottie…maybe give her a little push towards the tree so we can get this show on the road.”
“Damn Lou…impatient aren’t we?”
“Yea well…I guess I can be the bad guy and you can be the good guy”
“Sounds good.”
“See ya Joe.”
“Later Lou.”