EMERGENCY! Need some ideas

by Satans little helper 36 Replies latest jw friends

  • Jim_TX
    Jim_TX

    I'm with the other poster on this one... perfume.

    Not any cheapo kind, either. Something with a light fruity smell, like...

    Jessica McClintock - available at Dillard's (It ain't cheap - will cost around $60 - $80 for a nice bottle that'll last a long time)

    or...

    Gingembre - but this one is only available through internet ordering - unless you go to Las Vegas (http://www.yveschantre.com/gingembre_parfum.htm)

    Good Luck,

    Jim TX

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk
    Not any cheapo kind, either.

    I always knew you were a classy gentleman Jim_TX.

    Good quality perfume can last years and the memories conjured up by scents can be profoundly intense.

    Nvr

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    Jessica McClintock - available at Dillard's (It ain't cheap - will cost around $60 - $80 for a nice bottle that'll last a long time)

    one of my favorites......esp for springtime.

  • crashfire451
    crashfire451

    She loves neckalces, handgabs and shoes

    Well, who doesn't like a nice handgob every now and then?

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk
    Well, who doesn't like a nice handgob every now and then?

    I really like you crashfire451!

    Man after my own heart you are. LMAO!

    Nvr

  • metatron
    metatron

    Fruit of the month club. You get perfect pears and apples individually wrapped each month.

    The initial reaction is "huh?" but after a couple months , your wife starts to eagerly anticipate their

    delivery.

    metatron

  • Clam
    Clam

    A new vacuum cleaner.

    Seriously though, why not just take her out to dinner? Champagne, good food, and your company. What more could she ask for?

    Clam

  • crashfire451
    crashfire451

    Thank you nrgnbk, now if I can just avoid having posts deleted....

    Good quality perfume can last years and the memories conjured up by scents can be profoundly intense.

    This got me thinking. Ever since I can remember, I've melted at the mere hint of Calvin Klein's Obsession. Any time, any place, any one.....doesn't matter. I'm instantly in a better mood, and the unfortunate lady wearing this intoxicating scent is instantly beautiful and therefore subject to my most embarrassing attempts at wooing. Never understood it. Years ago I stumbled into the knowledge that my mother wore that perfume for years while I was growing up. I was mortified.

    Hasn't stopped me from following random Obsession-wearing women around in public places, though.

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk
    Years ago I stumbled into the knowledge that my mother wore that perfume for years while I was growing up. I was mortified.

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    Google ads also suggest flowers a lot, I would go for some good potted flowers like orchids that will last for a long time rather than cut flowers that will soon be dead.

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