The Laziest Watchtower Publication of All

by metatron 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • Tuesday
    Tuesday

    Remember the saying "food at the proper time", I guess no one in the witnesses is hungry anymore.

    Why couldn't all that happen when I was a witness, having less to study and having to just spout out a word for word presentation instead of having to come up with one on my own and having to practice it all the time would've been a much easier childhood.

  • Tristram
    Tristram

    they change FONT SIZES to fill the whole page! When I opened up the May 07 KM, I thought

    I was reading LARGE PRINT.

    LOL. True. True.

    Before long there will be one big word on each of the 4 pages of the KM: DO WHAT WE SAY.

    Another newish tactic for the Service Meeting is to give a part based on an older KM (often only a few months older.) For example, if there is a part this week called "Joyfully Fulfill Your Divinely Appointed Ministry" the instructions will be "Talk and audience discussion based on January, 2007 KM article "Fullfilling Our Godly Approved Service With Joy."

    (Those are just made up articles, don't go looking for them.)

  • Zico
    Zico

    It's not the only publication they mess around with font sizes, or increase gaps in lines and spaces between words. They do it often to make up space, they do it in the day text as well to make things line up properly.

  • metatron
    metatron

    I appreciate your point, Zico but in the KM's recently these 'Font Follies' are quite dramatic!

    metatron

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