What would happen if?

by ninja 34 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mile 0
    Mile 0

    LOL ,

    or if one liked incest and the other didn't...

    Mile 0

  • ninja
    ninja

    hey carmel would the baptism be valid if the 2 heads didn't go under?...what would the other head do if one had to give a public talk?...would the other head work on gestures?

  • orangefatcat
    orangefatcat

    Holy cow you guys are so morbid.

    lol.

    ofc.

  • Undecided
    Undecided

    There are alot of JWs like this, in a spiritual way.

    Ken P.

  • dedpoet
    dedpoet

    The duped faithful one would find this scripture kind of difficult to follow

    Do not become unevenly yoked with unbelievers.

  • carla
    carla

    I dunno, sounds kinda like being married to a jw and being an unbelieving mate.

  • Tuesday
    Tuesday

    This is one of the funnier things I've read in a long time.

  • hazeleyes
    hazeleyes

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

  • ninja
    ninja

    Right guys I've been working all day and thinking about this....What would happen if the "apostate twin" refused to shave and dressed his side of the body shabbily...would the "good siamese dub" be given any priveleges?...would the good dub sneakily set the alarm so he got up early and shaved his twin brothers head before he woke up?...What would happen on the honeymoon night if the dubby siamese twin got married to a pioneer sister...would they have to buy the apostate twin a blindfold and I-pod so he couldn't hear and see what was going on?...I think we should send in a question from readers to the watchtower

  • startingover
    startingover

    What if they were male and one twin was gay and they only had one a$$.

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