..If I went "Back to the Kingdom Hall"..

by OUTLAW 45 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • DanTheMan
    DanTheMan
    We got a Private/Public reproof..It was private because it was never mentioned from the platform..It was public because there was so many friggin people there!..LOL!!...OUTLAW

    Outlaw you are one funny m'f'er!

    As far as going back to the KH goes...I can't even imagine it...I guess that's why I got so pissed when my JW coworker invited me to the Memorial...Are you kidding??????

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    DantheMan..If I went back,it would be after some carefull planning..Remember the movie "The Sting"?..My humour can be pretty elaborate..I would become a household name among JW`s.Even they wouldn`t be able to stop from laughing.I`ve done it before..JWD would have something to laugh about for years..For now,I`m just thinking about it..LOL!!...OUTLAW

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Purps..You would have loved it..Everybody did..One of the Coolest Tux`s I`ve ever seen!..And..I was in it!..LOL!!...OUTLAW

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa
    And..I was in it!..LOL!!...OUTLAW

    drooling

    purps

  • Vice
    Vice

    Hello All,

    I love this message board. I just wanted to ask if any of you would like to go to www.answerbag.com and post questions in the Jehovah's Witness category? I've got some hard core JW's trying to fight the fact that they're wrong, and it's very sad. I didn't know if any of you would have anything else you would like to share. Just "pose as a question" on this question / answer site? My profile is ViceGrip and there are a few WT indoctrinated people getting mad at what I'm doing. I state facts in the form of questions, so that maybe I can free some of these JW's on the site from the WT. Even if you just logged on and left a "good" question that they can't answer. That would be awesome! Any help would be much appreciated. God Bless!

  • Mad
    Mad

    Sounds to me you all need to REPENT and seek the LORD-DA! To be saved-da from the E-e-e-etrenal Flames of Heeee-yell!

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    ..Mad.."Saved from the Eternal flames of Hell"..???...Do you know alot about JW`s???..I don`t think you do.....Do not try to take advantage,of the kindness of this board!.....Have a Nice Day...OUTLAW

  • poppers
    poppers

    "Just sit still while I get the scalpel a little closer to your frontal lobe............"............. I just love the imagery here, Open Mind. Thanks for the chuckle.

  • brinjen
    brinjen

    I've often thought to myself it would be funny to go back, introduce myself (I'm living in a different location) as a Dub who wants to repent and come back. Bask in their love for a while then during the Public Talk just stand up and yell "Oh f*#k it's the same s%^t as always!". Then just walk out.

  • erandir
    erandir

    What's this about gum chewing? It's frowned upon?

    Hmmm...so that's why I got looks all the time as my wife and I passed gum to each other during the meetings...and also why no one accepted a piece from me when I offered. I can't believe I've been so oblivious to this. And all I was doing was trying to improve my breath for the upcoming song...showing love for my neighbors. Sheesh.

    Erandir

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