Getting Married

by KW13 35 Replies latest jw friends

  • KW13
    KW13

    I've been a bit too busy to reply to this thread, the advice is really appreciated because its coming from people who have lived longer than me, i intend to put your ideas into practice!

    Karl, ya horny little bastard!

    Congratulations little buddy

    I'm gonna send you my nutsack kit so you'll look real nice for your bride on your honeymoon like you asked me to do too. I'd go with the low sheen luster look so's you won't blind the little gal and she can see what she's gettin if'n I was you....but I'll send both the" Shinny and Bright" along with the Low Gloss anyways. Be sure and buff it off after it dries to a haze or you'll need my nutshine stripper to get it off and you'll burn yourself like the last time you didn't listen to me and it blistered you.

    Anyways, puttin all seriousness aside I wish you two the best. my daughter married at 15 and a half and she still happily married to the same guy 17 years later so don't let anyone tell you young marriages don't work out manytimes. If you two really love each other, you will make it through the tough parts.......and you WILL have some tough parts.....trust me

    Love ya buddy

    Gumby

    haha i will polish ma nutsack with it, i dont want it too bright tho incase i blind her! thanks gumby, love you to bro

  • diamondblue1974
    diamondblue1974
    I'm gonna send you my nutsack kit so you'll look real nice for your bride on your honeymoon like you asked me to do too. I'd go with the low sheen luster look so's you won't blind the little gal and she can see what she's gettin if'n I was you....but I'll send both the" Shinny and Bright" along with the Low Gloss anyways. Be sure and buff it off after it dries to a haze or you'll need my nutshine stripper to get it off and you'll burn yourself like the last time you didn't listen to me and it blistered you.

    Gumby ya cheap bastard!

    Is that all you are giving for KWs wedding? I know you dont pay more than 10c for the low sheen luster and the shiny and bright isnt that much more expensive either.

    KW - dont invite the cheap dude to ya wedding - make sure you only invite people with decent giftsLOL

    Gary

    PS: my wedding presents behind the bar at your local

  • diamondblue1974
    diamondblue1974

    Any chance of this turning into an apostawedding!??

    Your mother would love it; you neednt tell her that we are all apostates until shes very drunk at the reception! lol.

    When is it, where is it and can I come and throw half bricks at the bridal party!?

    Gary

  • KW13
    KW13

    Gumby ya cheap bastard!

    Is that all you are giving for KWs wedding? I know you dont pay more than 10c for the low sheen luster and the shiny and bright isnt that much more expensive either.

    KW - dont invite the cheap dude to ya wedding - make sure you only invite people with decent giftsLOL

    Gary

    PS: my wedding presents behind the bar at your local

    haha gary, listen if i thought for a second there was spare room at the Reg. Office and/or reception i would have you bastards right down here.

    THE DAY BEFORE the wedding were having a few drinks (both me and megan, family, friends) at a local pub, the same time as Whit Friday which means plenty of Brass Bands will be coming through etc - because of lack of room at Reception/Wedding @ Reg. Office so IF YOU DO WANT TO COME you can definitely do that!

    unfortunately i got nowhere for folks to stay because we are temporarily living with Megans Mum till we get a new place and unfortunately other than the Close-Minded dubs there is no room anywhere (the dubs would say no as well lol), all the family invited are driving down on the actual day. so if its not putting you out too much to drive all the way here if you ever find it that is, i would love ya to come.

  • diamondblue1974
    diamondblue1974

    I dont know what date Whit Friday is (because I am a heathen); but let me know the date and time and I will do my best; your only a short ride away from me.

    Gary

  • KW13
    KW13

    Friday 1st June.

    The Hare & Hounds
    394 Huddersfield Road
    Millbrook
    Stalybridge
    Cheshire
    SK15 3ET - Google Map this Postcode because it gives you a rough idea of the road names/areas you can look for in your Maps. I just did and it wasn't 100% accurate (off by about 50 Metres)...

    http://maps.google.com/

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