I laughed so hard reading these!! Now tell me, if you're a dog owner, how many of these things you've done to your dog!? LOL
Ten Peeves Dogs have about Humans
1) Blaming your farts on me ..... not funny ..... not funny at all!!
2) Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGEN DOG YOU IDIOT!!
3) Taking me for a walk and then not letting me check things out. Exactly whose walk is it anyways??
4) Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. STOP IT!!
5) Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff when you're not home.
6) The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! WOOOOOO HOOOOO! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain!
7) Taking me to the vet for the "big snip" then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8) Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9) Dog sweaters. HELLO HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED THE FUR???
10) How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're jealous!
Now lay off me on some of these things! We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?????
BB